Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then something very wierd happened...

[Norham Waterpaw]

Spontaneous turtles combusted erratically on a far-away planet.

[Kitsune]

Then all the flies in the world ate all the food!

[Ungatt Trunn]

And then a really scary thing happened....

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

All of the mice suddenly banded together and started a war against the Death Defying Beavers over a ring.

[Rusvul]

And then the universe imploded and they all died.

[Ungatt Trunn]

And then it inploded again...

[Shadowed One]

Suddenly Prince Charming' s twin ruled every universe ever! He also killed Prince Charming over and over so no matter how he came back, he died again!

[Ungatt Trunn]

But it just so happened that Prince Charming was able to destry hgis twin before he killed him, so then Prince Charming lived happily ever after!
Let us now move on to Redwall Abbey, a place we should have visited in the first place....

[Redwaller]

As Prince Charming thought he'd be happy forever, Eragon and Saphira came and annihilated him.

So on to Redwall...

Cassius Mobius worked on a railway.

[Shadowed One]

Then Martin the Warrior appeared, recited some cryptic poetry, and disappeared.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Then Martin the Warrior came back and said that Prince Charming was still alive and to leave him alone. Everybody hade to obey the voice of Martin the Warrior. Then, all of a sudden, Cluny the Scourge laid seige on Redwall Abbey... again! Somehow he had survived getting hit by the bell. Redwall was in danger!

[Rusvul]

Then it started to rain bells.

[Shadowed One]

So Cluny was killed (again).

[psybox]

Along with prince charming, whose corpse was thrown in a box that repels magic.