Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[Norham Waterpaw]

Escaped somehow, and I'm letting him leave! Leave please! Ok, he's gone.

Somewhere, on earth, in america, in south carolina, in a city, some boy is typing this message

[Shadowed One]

That boy just died, by getting hit with a claymore.

[Ungatt Trunn]

And then his computer exploaded.

[Shadowed One]

And the universe exploded again!

[AnnaofRedwall]

then, Sherlock Holmes appeared out of nowhere riding a purple cow and singing "call me maybe". The big elephant was so stunned, he accedently squished cluney the scourge who was eating a hot dog. A giant chicken appeared, ridden by bilbo and ate sherlock while bilbo yelled, "unicorns and GLITTER!"

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Meanwhile, back on the ranch; all the cowboys turned into magikarp. Then their horses turned into bellsprout. This entire process saved the Universe, and then everything was fine.

[Shadowed One]

Suddenly, Jace Malcolm ran and tackled Darth Malgus, then blew a detonator up in his face.

[Ungatt Trunn]

The everybody went to go see the Chase Vault...

[Shadowed One]

WHICH BLEW UP, KILLING THEM ALL! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!  BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Suddenly a giant mouse appeared and started eating ice and drinking water. Fortunately, it was eaten by a small beagle in texas. Scientists say this is a regular phenomenon that is beginning to occur with alarming frequency.

[Ungatt Trunn]

A boy found a time device and then went back in time to see all the events that have taken place in this RP. He saw the Chase Vault, the attack on Redwall Abbey, the battle againsed Prince Charming, the Chocolate aliens, the Star-War character wanna-bee's battle, the water-breathing dragon, all the way back to the "Wedding" of Joe the Orc and Bella the Elf. H ehad a great time!
OCC, the events above really happened in this RP!

[AnnaofRedwall]

then, sherlock holmes flew out of a purole cloud riding a orange and pink zebra named bob. they accidently ran in to harry potter who thought they where fried chicken and ate them. But frodo got mad and dumped a pail of fish guts on harry's head. suddenly a giant yellow t-rex appeared and gobbled them up, fish guts and all

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then a metior came from space and took out the yellow T-Rex!

[Shadowed One]

But then fish took over the universe.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But the Universe didn't want to be ruled by fish, so it exploaded!