Important Safety Announcment about Death Defying Beavers (Please Read)

[Redwall Musician]

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It says:

Do not listen to yonder lies. All she speaks is false. There is nothing you can do against us. Run in fear!

[Nightfire]

Well, I WON'T run in fear, DDB's! So there! *sticks tongue out at beavers defiantly*

[Icefire]

*revived*
Your welcome/I'm sorry

[Romsca]

AHHH! THE DDB'S ARE BEHIND YOU, ICEFIRE!!!

[Rainshadow]

  I don't see what all this 'Death Defying Beavers' thing is about.  I've seen beavers before, and they aren't death defying, nor are they polka-dotted.  They most certainly aren't scary, either!  As a matter in fact-
  *Knock, knock*
  Ooh, someone's at the door!  Who could that be?  *Opens door*  *Sees tiny beaver with polka dots and a toaster*  Why, hello there, little cutey!  What're you doing here?
  *Beaver holds out muffin*
  Ooh, that looks good!  Wait, why does that seem familiar?  That looks strangely like a Chocolate Muffin of Death...  *Eyes widen*  Um, would you excuse me a moment, Mr. Dea-er, Mr. Beaver?
  *Beaver nods*
  Okay!  *Slams door in beaver's face*  *Whispers*  Help, beavers at the door!  I may not last very long, 'cause they've found my secret stash of Chocolate Muffins of Death!  I may be immune, but my poor dog isn't!  *Grabs leash*  *Straps leash onto Abby*  Okay, Abby, we're gonna go hide in the crawlspace.  Let's go!  *Drags Abby into crawlspace, taking computer, bow, arrows, and ladle*  *Covers top of crawlspace*  I think I may be safe... for the moment...

[Icefire]

My dear Romsca,
You apparently have not reviewed the history of the Death Defying Beaver War. These are my allies.


My dear Rainshadow,
Safety is an illusion. You are never safe.
BRING IN THE CHAINSAWS!

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[Tiria Wildlough]

Ack! I was too late. D:

[Shadowed One]

HELP ME! :O

[Romsca]

I just found a note on my desk. I think it's from the beavers:

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[Rainshadow]

  Hmm, well, I just got my copy of 'How to Learn Death Defying Beaverspeak for Dummies', so I believe it says something like:

  "The chickens are arriving with the poisoned eggs."

  That's a rough translation, though.

[Tam and Martin]

Where are the chickens going to put the eggs?

[Rainshadow]

  *Rereads note*  Erm, lemme see...

  *Mumbles*  "The chickens are arriving... at... at..."  *Glances at 'How to Learn Death Defying Beaverspeak for Dummies'*  "...Tam and Martin's house?"  Yeah.  "The chickens are arriving at Tam and Martin's house with the poisoned eggs."

  Oh dear.  I'd get into the basement or get outta the house if I were you, T'n'M!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, ze Beaverz are on me roof an' tryin' tae get in zrough 'olez in ze roof. ACH, ZEY'RE COMIN' ZROUGH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! *crazh*

[Redwaller]

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[Rainshadow]

  *Whispers*  I hear them at the top of the ladder!  I think they've found my hiding spot!  *Looks around for some way to get out*  The only way out is a nasty, dirty hole leading to the garage.  Eep!