Important Safety Announcment about Death Defying Beavers (Please Read)

HeadInAnotherGalaxy · July 27, 2011, 04:08:51 AM

Ach, n'a we have another Saruman on our hands...

Taggerung_of_Redwall · July 27, 2011, 02:41:08 PM

xD.
I thought that said Saracen at first.

Nightfire · July 28, 2011, 01:12:14 AM

"Heeheehee" *runs them both over with her flying bulldozer*

HeadInAnotherGalaxy · August 17, 2011, 01:00:54 AM

Ah'm afraid tae report tha' the Death Defyin' Beaverz are back, nay only with greater numberz than 'afore, but alzae are armed with Mutato-gunz tha' mutate the target intae whatever the holder iz thinkin' aboat. We cannae zteal theze gunz due tae a DNA adjuztment made by the beaverz which cauzez them tae nay fire if anyone but a beaver is holding them. Due tae their rezently aquired Ditto-Ray (which duplicatez anythin' caught in the ray) they nae longer have tae worry aboat numberz.

Zae juzt az a reminder, watch out everybody.

Redwall Musician · August 17, 2011, 01:15:22 AM

I'm lock in the closet.

Dear diary,
Today death defying beavers attacked my house. Now I'm locked in the closet. I--

*death defying beavers break down closet door*

*Musician runs away*

Coobreedan · August 19, 2011, 09:15:30 PM

My house has had countless attacks from the Death Defying Beavers' Cannibalistic Celery.
Luckily, Coobreedan is a species of stoats disguised as penguins disguised as snakes that have Celery Shredder 3000s as their mouths, as thus I got rid of the Celery Army.
So then they attacked me with a Death Defying Beaver. Luckily, I have an army of Angry Birds that skinned the Beaver so he had no fur or skin. Then the Yellow Angry Bird stole all of it's guts and threw them in Boomerang Bird's beak.
I thought for sure I had won but then I remembered the name; Death Defying Beaver.
I screamed and took off my snake disguise then waddled away.
Then I was chased by a Skeletal Death Defying Beaver all the way to Brockhall, so I was sure he couldn't get me. I sat in a Bella's armchair but it felt hard. So I turned round and there was the Skeletal Death Defying Beaver! I ran to Asmodeus' cave and took off my disguise so he wouldn't recognize me.
Then I realised it was all pointless because the Angry Birds ripped his eyes out! Somehow he had managed to smell me. So I ran in the creepiest place ever until I got tired and fell asleep.
I had a dream about ponies.
Then I woke up in The Land Of Ooo surrounded by Blue-Clawed Otters! Then one gave me a computer so I could type my adventure up here!

I managed to get a picture of the Skeletal Death Defying Beaver:

HeadInAnotherGalaxy · August 20, 2011, 01:30:01 AM

Ach, well tha'z juzt a nize cup o' tea, iz it nay?

Tiria Wildlough · August 20, 2011, 01:53:13 PM

Nice.
Here's a picture of Tanija, my blueclawed otter.

Tiria Wildlough · August 20, 2011, 01:55:48 PM

Quote from: Tiria Wildlough on August 20, 2011, 01:53:13 PM
Nice.
Here's a picture of Tanija, my blueclawed otter.

Her claws aren't blue because they are covered up in order to stop the death-defying beavers attacking, and no blueclawed otter is allowed to be photographed without the disguise.

Redwall Musician · August 20, 2011, 03:26:56 PM

Please don't double post, Miss Tiria. Edit you original post.

Thanks!

Coobreedan · August 20, 2011, 09:40:16 PM

News Report:

The Boomerang Angry Bird has died because the guts were poisonous.

Tiria Wildlough · August 28, 2011, 09:23:14 AM

Flower of Happy.
Sorry, that was completely random...

Coobreedan · September 20, 2011, 08:27:33 PM

Flower of Sad.
Sorry, that was completely random...

Nightfire · September 20, 2011, 10:31:08 PM

I write this as nearly fifty death defying beavers sit outside my house, holding me under seige. They have discovered that I am not one of them, and now wish to kills me. Please send help.

Tiria Wildlough · September 22, 2011, 01:09:20 PM

*Tanija the BCO immediately sets up a RPing thread to fight the DDBs.*

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Important Safety Announcment about Death Defying Beavers (Please Read)