The Topic King!

[Rusvul]

Why do you go through all this ridiculous diplomacy? Why not just start a revolution and topple the ruler?

And you're welcome to try to take it by the same right. But that would be foolish, people would die for no reason. We'd really like it to not come to that. 

[Tam and Martin]

Why do you go through all this ridiculous diplomacy? Why not just start a revolution and topple the ruler?

Because Faiy is a PPer and GMer. 

[Wylder Treejumper]

Why do you go through all this ridiculous diplomacy? Why not just start a revolution and topple the ruler?

Perhaps not a bad idea, Izeroth... I've always wanted to form a new country...

[Faiyloe]

Then create your own topic. I will not hand over the throne to anyone except shade unless Ungatt Trunn himself comes and kicks me out! He is the only person aside from Shade who has any claim to the throne.

[Russa Nodrey]

Wh-what about me? *Whimpers*

[Tiny Jackalope]

*flaming arrow zooms past Faiyloe*

Who thinks I should be queen?! We shall revolt and triumph!!!! Or we can just bring it to court... Who wants to be my lawyer? (TaM you don't count. You have a clear bias. XD)

[Rusvul]

I agree, you are revolting.

[Tiny Jackalope]

I agree, you are revolting.

...

[Tam and Martin]

Then create your own topic. I will not hand over the throne to anyone except shade unless Ungatt Trunn himself comes and kicks me out! He is the only person aside from Shade who has any claim to the throne.

I am Ungatt's personal assistant! I lay claim to choose who goes to the throne.........TJ?

[Tiny Jackalope]

PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! 

[Faiyloe]

Then create your own topic. I will not hand over the throne to anyone except shade unless Ungatt Trunn himself comes and kicks me out! He is the only person aside from Shade who has any claim to the throne.

I am Ungatt's personal assistant! I lay claim to choose who goes to the throne.........TJ?

Ungatt was over throne You have no power here.

[Delthion]

Oh but we do! For you Saruman are to be drawn, as poison is drawn from a wound!

Sorry, couldn't let that wide open pun go unpunished. 

[Tam and Martin]

We know there is some good in Faiy, so lets draw the bad out. BRING ME GANDALF'S STAFF!

[Delthion]

I am ruler in the golden hall of Meduseld! I shall sway who and who does not wield an item of such power!

[Tam and Martin]

Yeah, who cares.