The Abbot is away!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Landz on ze ground an' climbz up ze tree after Vilu*

[rachel25]

*Hiag zome'ov endz up 'igh in a tree in ze orchard* Ach, vee applezez! Let uz zrough zem! *Ztartz zrovin' applez at everyvone*

Climbs up the tree and throws HIAG down

well see how nice it smell when you in it *pushes Buzz into pond and throws pondweed al him*   

[Dag Downyfur]

*has no idea what's going on*

[The Shade]

Psst, neither do I

[Tam and Martin]

SHH!

[Buzz_Bumble]

well see how nice it smell when you in it *pushes Buzz into pond and throws pondweed al him*   

Yippee!! * Splah! Splash! Splash! *

Now yous knows *Throws pawfuls of stinky pondweed at rachel25, Dag Downyfur, and The Shade *

* Which are quickly followed by rotten tomatoes from the clockwork-fruit-thrower *
* Splat! * * Splat! * * Splat *

[rachel25]

*but we doge them all and they just hit Buzz* 

[Buzz_Bumble]

* Buzz jumps out of the pond *

Me's goin' on a biggest adventure ... me's goin' to see the real world ... wiv no barfs, no bedtime, no bossy Favver Abbots, ...
* Grabs his spear and runs through the open Abbey gates and disappears into Mossflower woods, blowing raspberries at the hares still outside on the way past *



Sorry guys, life's too short (and Internet time even shorter) for me to bother trying to deal with an over-officious mod and a couple of people with no sense of humour ... time for me to leave this forum.

As usual, a couple of pompous people ruin it. 

[Maudie]

Sorry guys, life's too short (and Internet time even shorter) for me to bother trying to deal with an over-officious mod and a couple of people with no sense of humour ... time for me to leave this forum.

As usual, a couple of pompous people ruin it. 

[Vilu Daskar]

*Landz on ze ground an' climbz up ze tree after Vilu*

Throws HIAG down again

[Blaggut]

Blaggut the minor character enters the abbey through broken gates* "'Ello ahm' back tah make boats fa da... *sees wreckage* "What the Martin... Hmm the abbot must be gone..." *steals wood for boats"

[Dag Downyfur]

*runs over to Blaggut* You no take da wood! It be fer us to play wiv and make floatie thingies for da pond!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Landz on ze ground an' climbz up ze tree after Vilu*

Throws HIAG down again

*Grabz Vilu az 'e fallz an' pullz 'im oot o' ze tree viz 'im an' zen, after landin' on 'im, climbz back up intae ze tree an' ztartz zrovin' muzhy cheeze cazzerolez at everybeazt*

[Vilu Daskar]

*Landz on ze ground an' climbz up ze tree after Vilu*

Throws HIAG down again

*Grabz Vilu az 'e fallz an' pullz 'im oot o' ze tree viz 'im an' zen, after landin' on 'im, climbz back up intae ze tree an' ztartz zrovin' muzhy cheeze cazzerolez at everybeazt*

Climbs to the top of the abbey with HIAG and throws him down.

[SPSF kodachorm otter7486]

starts singing a song called king for a day with rose to get the riff right