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Father Abbot!

Started by Dag Downyfur, July 23, 2013, 12:25:12 AM

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Norham Waterpaw

Only of you promise to drown.

Favva Abbot? Biwwy made me slap Sista Jess.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Vilu Daskar

Then let her slap you "JESS! slap this dibbun." *Jess slaps dibbun*

Favva Abbey I tired
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

*Wham* night night, sunshine!

FA, I'm thirsty.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Norham Waterpaw

Well, you can go to the pond and jump in the deep end. You should be plenty full by the time you don't get back.

Fatha Abba'? My toe hurts.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Vilu Daskar

Continues to talk to random Redwaller

Father Abbot Why aren't you answering
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Cornflower MM

Because I'm busy.

Father Abbot, wot wot, permission to raid the jolly old Kitchens, wot!

The Skarzs

Go shoot yourself.
:o
FA, Why am I so violent?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

Because everyone hates you

Favver Abbot I bored
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Norham Waterpaw

Well, you can fight the Vermin Horde outside. That'll keep you occupied.

Father Abbot, can I get some Strawberry Fizz?
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Wylder Treejumper

Only if you give some to me.

Farver H'abbot zurr? Thurr bees ee big 'ole unner ee south wall!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

Go fix it; you're a mole.

FA, my feet smell like feet. Is that a medical problem?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Norham Waterpaw

Yes, they're supposed to smell of sparkling clean floors. Now grab the mop and go.

Fatha'? Why did Sister Furrmil jump into the pond?
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Gnoflet

She didn't. You pushed her in *pushes The Skarzs into the pond

Fatha'? Why was this thread made?
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

The Skarzs

Because some people have an unexplained and meaningless grudge against Skarzs.

FA, Why do people push people in the pond?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.