Prison topic

[rachel25]

Ok, your weird.

[Jetthebinturong]

Jet grins at her "Heh, time goes faster if you do something enjoyable whilst doing something boring, besides, Our Aftermath is a great song" and with that he continues singing

"What makes us who we are, is it our bones?
wrapped in all our scars, they're ours alone
they outweigh tails and talons, feathers, foam
unless they're not, unless they don't.

You were called like a curtain, split like a second, broken like a sword stuck in a rock." Then he frowns for a second because the song is finished "Hmmmmm, Leviathan the girl? No, it's not that great, what about Friend, Leader? Yup that's a good one."

"There will be no soft sounds this time
no arms, not mine at least
should've expect this, I guess, no "shh" can sooth your beast
and it was my problem once, that violence inside your eyes
bright red and high with death and pie, and rage that never dies

and I used to blame myself, then I blamed everybody else, but never you
cause you were just a messed up kid,
who'd step in it, get scared and sit,
and pray for goats and gods who would know what to forbid

and when you would reach out, well I'd run my big mean mouth and make it worse
And maybe I deserve that hurt,
destruction of my universe,
so if you've gotta beat somebody up don't make it her."

[The Shade]

Can I have a trip to the payphone? I'm a good boy! 

[Jetthebinturong]

Jet finished up mopping and leaned back against the wall, still singing those weird songs that nobody else except his friends who weren't even here had ever heard of

"I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm not a leader anymore.
I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm not a leader.
Not a leader.
Not a leader, friend.

No more attempts to make you see, I tried, he succeeded, oh well
but what I can say to a girl who'd play with a noose of excuses until
her big wicked grin disappears in the smoke, and crack goes the rope pulled true
I know enough about doubt, and hating myself, to tell that you now know it too

and I used to blame myself, then I blamed everybody else, including you
but you were perfect as you were
all angled out, a blinding blur
so bright and beautiful, and clever, yeah for sure

But when you would reach out, well I'd run my big mean mouth and make a mess
And now it's my turn to confess
I wasn't there, I didn't guess
that you were slipping, 'till you tripped right off the edge

I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm not a leader anymore
I'm sorry, I messed up, I'm not a leader,not a leader, not a leader...
I'm not a leader anymore, I'm not a leader anymore, I'm not a leader anymore
NO MORE!

Said a thousands words but they never helped
I hid my scars from you out of shame
Took up the cause, Yeah I took the helm
But I'm not the only one who's changed
I knew you first, I knew you best
I wish I'd stopped it way back then
when things were bad, but they still made sense
when we were kids, when we were friends.

Friendleaders

Friendleaders

Friendleaders

Friendleaders"

[The Skarzs]

. . . _ _ _ . . .

[Jetthebinturong]

Jet taps a passing guard on the shoulder "Excuse me but could I have some writing materials so that I can write everything down in case I go insane? After fifty-two mill- fifty-two years people can go insane from doing nothing for a long time, especially with as much as an adventurous life as I've had"

[rachel25]

The guard, (who's name was Iseph) shook his head. "No, you can go, and scrub the other floors."

[Jetthebinturong]

Jet takes the mop and, muttering mutinously, begins to scrub the other floors "Too bad I'm already insane"
"True but you're not losing your memory yet"
"Oh be quiet Tyrull, I've managed to keep you shut up for a long time, I don't see how you can be talking to me now"
"Isn't it obvious? Since Mauve stripped your power in revenge for the events of SiOL, I've gradually been coming looser"
"He trusted me to keep you inside my head"
"But I'm afraid that's not going to happen, the walls are already breaking down, soon I will be free and have my revenge"
"We're not even in UR, how do you expect to get revenge?"
"The ethereals call to me constantly, I will find the weakest part of the barrier between worlds and break it down"
"You are insane!"
"And you're not? My dear fellow you're talking to a voice inside your head that only you can hear"
"I never said I wasn't insane but you deny it! You need to get over what Gradul did and move on"
"Get over it? My brother was a power-hungry madman who usurped me from my throne and banished me into the far reaches of space"
"And you were taken in by a collective consciousness of pure magic who are psychopathic killers. no matter how much of a madman your brother was, you are madder than he could have ever been and honestly you were unhinged before you were banished"
"How so?"
"Oh I don't know, how about the creation of the Unknown?"
"All right maybe that was me, but I was paid to conduct those experiments"
"By who?"
"Skidor"
"And the insanity comes full circle"
"If Mauve were here he'd no doubt find that interesting"
"Well of course he would because it is"
"I concur that Skidor was an interesting man, just the right blend of brilliance and insanity"
"Now I know you were just as insane as he was, even before the usurping nonsense, there was no brilliance in Skidor"
"Then explain to me how he became the Archmage"
"..."
"Heh, no brilliance indeed"
"That's it I've had enough of you, I can try to keep you away from my mind until I'm back in UR, at least there they'll be able to handle you"
"Be careful how you use your energy Nameless One, you'll need it in the days to come"
"Goodbye"
"Farewell, until we speak again"

[The Skarzs]

Three. That's three.

[Norham Waterpaw]

*emotional Cyberman runs in*

*unlocks Norham's door.*

*Emotional Cyberman runs away laughing hysterically*

[The Skarzs]

Four.

I SPOKE

[rachel25]

*Cyberman is then destroyed, and Norham put in another cell*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ztartz 'iz cav* *Dialz ze phone* Oi! G'day, Macrae! 'ov are ye daein'? Ye daein' vell? Major! Vell, Ah reckon ye're vonderin' vhy ah caved ye zae lizten carefully...Vot? Aye, be quiet zae ah can tell ye. Ah'm locked up in a prizon, can ye get me oot? VOT?! VOT DAE YE MEAN 'NAY"?! VHY NAE?!...Becauze ah probably dezerved it an' zhid be good for me an' vill build character?! 'AVE YE NAY IDEA VOT ZIZ PLACE IZ LOIKE?! VOT? Nay, tiz nae Dark-Core Prizon, but...VOT?! VHY NAE?! Vot dae ye mean Ye zink tiz a "Good Idea"?! ZIZ PLACE IZ 'ORRIBLE! YE 'AVE GOT TAE GET ME OOT O' 'ERE!!! VOT?! Nay, Strang iz in anozer prizon. Ah uzed me only cav lazt toime tae cav 'im. VELL O' COURZE TVAZ A ZTUPID ZIN' TAE DAE! BLAME ZE DUMB PHONE PEOPLE! VOT?! NAY, DINNAE 'ANG UP! DAE NAE 'ANG-'ello? Oi, Macrae! MACRAE! TELL ME YE DIDNAE JUZT 'ANG UP ON ME! YE IDIOT, GAE BOIL YER FAT, ZMELLY, "VILL BUILD CHARACTER" 'EAD IN A FURNACE YE IDJIT!!!! *Zlamz ze phone againzt ze vav, breakin' it; an' zen proceedz tae zmazh it an' everyzin'elze around it intae very, very tiny oblivion an' continuez on deztroyin' ztuff, yellin' ava at Macrae*

YE ZLIMY POMPOUZ RIDICULOUZ ARRA''EAD!!!! *Continuez yellin' an' breakin' ztuff in a terrible, maniac-loike rage*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

Rachel, can we move these people to an asylum?

[Vilu Daskar]

*Takes Hiag back to his cell*