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Started by Trigoma, July 30, 2011, 07:06:40 PM

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Lady Ashenwyte

*Throat is cut* *Goes pale and falls down* *Respawns* *Shoots Sandpaw with a bolter*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

*Puts Ash in a small force field from which he can't escape.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw


*I slide left rolling across the ground as whatever the bolter shoots cracks all around one shot hitting my arm leaving a bloody hole. Then I break the force field generator because that's no fun and shoot back at Ash with a swan off shotgun.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

*Power armour stops the bullets* Your petty mechanisms do not work on the servants of the Emperor! *Draws chainsword and attempts to cut Sandpaw into two*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


"That remains to be seen!" *I dodge the chainsword and throw a block of C4 at Ash. Detonating it as it lands near Ash.*


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 22, 2015, 04:17:16 PM
*Power armour stops the bullets* Your petty mechanisms do not work on the servants of the Emperor! *Draws chainsword and attempts to cut Sandpaw into two*
Ash has accepted me has Emperor of the , now for everyone else.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

*Glowers at Vilu* You shall never be Emperor of the Cellars, xenos! *Shoots Vilu with bolter* *Survives explosion* *Armour is damaged* *Drives off to a Forge World*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jack the Quick

*Races in and throws grenades*
Die, everyone!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

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Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jack the Quick

*Turns around and fires pistols* Arrrrr!
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

*Swallows bullet and spits it back at Jack*
Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jack the Quick

Interesting.
*\Disapears into mahole below feet*
'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!

The Grey Coincidence

Profile by the wonderful Vizon.

Also, behold this shiny medal! How I got it is a secret...



Also, also, I am running fanfic conteeeeeests!

Jack the Quick

'I ate the sharpest tool in the shed'

"Inconceivable!" ~Vizzini, The Princess Bride

"Art is never complete, only abandoned," ~Leonardo da Vinci

Long live the RRR!!