Games we play.

[The Skarzs]

Ugh. Concussion, and lacerations, and puncture wound, and bruised bones, and broken bones. I think I want to die now.

[Norham Waterpaw]

That can be arranged...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, dae ve 'ave anozer fight on our pavz again?

[Rusvul]

I love how this has degraded froma gaming discussion into brutal violence

[The Skarzs]

Almost all vid games have that now, so it's now too far fetched.

[Rusvul]

I disagree... There's plenty of games without brutal violence. To quote some people I once heard on a radio show somewhere, "Not every video game that doesn't star Elmo is Grand Theft Auto"
Very true.

[The Skarzs]

But I want to kill Elmo O_o

You guys: "Skarzs! Why would you want to harm an innocent, cute, (ugly) nice (annoying and obnoxious), friendly (freakish) child's character like Elmo?"
Me: "He scarred my mind as a child; he must pay with blood."
O_o
o_O


No. Seriously, I hate Elmo.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Barney is worse.

[Faiyloe]

So true but I can beat both of those with Dora. I even hated her when I was little.

[Rusvul]

Barney is, was, and always will be absolutely horrendous. I watched it a lot because my parents hated it- Seriously, I didn't much like it either, but I would put it on just for the sake of annoying them. Eh, heh, I totally don't do anything at all like that anymore.... Yeeaaahhh...
Dora was alright- I used to watch some of that. I found it to be a bit silly, though.
Elmo. Elmo, in sharp contrast to Barney, is, was, and always will be awesome. I used to watch through entire episodes of Sesame Street (Which I thought was just mediocre) to get to the Elmo bit at the end.
You will not harm a stitch on Elmo's head.
I will protect him with my life.
You must pay with blood for trying to make Elmo pay with blood.

[The Skarzs]

Try and make me. I'll kill Dora by crushing her to death with Barney's cold dead body then take both of their carcasses and make Elmo eat them, then force a grenade down his throat and run as he says "ELMO'S HURL!" And explodes in a glorious squishy pile of macabre death.

[Rusvul]

No harm shall come to Elmo- You'll have to get through me first.

[The Skarzs]

Alright, if you don't mind me taking the literal way. . .
I'll get a jackhammer and bore through Rus, then I'll do as said actions above.

O_o

[Norham Waterpaw]

Um, so, back to games...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah 'ave zummat zat beatz Elmo, Dora, an' Barney combined!
Are ye brave enough tae zee ziz?

ZCARY!!!

ZE TELETUBBIEZ!!!

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