Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Søren]

Because Chinese isn't.
Why do I get Ninja'd all the time?

[The Mask]

Gump Gump Flibby Flop.

Gump Gump Flibby Flop?

[LT Sandpaw]

Its a secret code, a pass word, no a riddle and we must figure it out. The first Glump must be referring to the glumping principle where you remove the second letter in a five letter word making it equal Gump. This means the second glump is nothing more then a trick word made to confuse us so we can just scratch it out.

Gump=L Glump Flibby Flop

Now if we take the Flibby and subtract it from three we get Fli which is the alien word for Forests. Flop is the word for doing lazy things such as watching TV so that gives us this.

Gump=L Glump Fli=Forests(bby) Flop=TV Watching

Now if we take the L and the bby and we turn the bb over we get Lppy which in the Aztec langue means Now. SO if we take the whole thing and put it on each side of the question we get.

Gump, Forest, TV Watching, Now=Glump

So if we add the number 6.0003452133333333- too the word Now which is at the end of the first equation we get On and Now mixed together which when separated makes the problem read.

Watching Forest Gump Now On TV= Glump

So the answer to Glump is what I was doing not five minutes ago congratulations Mask your a fortune teller.


Did I or didn't I just order bacon cheese burgers?

[Banya]

Oh my stars.  That was incredible.  And I don't even really understand what just happened.

Whether or not you ordered a bacon cheeseburger is a different matter than whether or not you got one, and whether or not you ate one. 

Why do Sierra and I have the most votes in the Machine?

[Søren]

Because you love eachother and long to be held in each others arms.
Are the tie racks helium?

[Izeroth]

 I'd never really considered that before. If they are, the philosophical implications would be intriguing.

What is infinity times infinity?

[Mhera]

infinity²

Why is summer hot?

[Banya]

Because of shirtless guys.  It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. 

If Turkey and Russia can lie on two continents, why can't I take up two seats on the bus?

[Izeroth]

 Because of global warming.

If Bob has two apples, what is the square root of eighty-three?

[Lady Amber]

An orange.

Why is the atmosphere made of dirt?

[James Gryphon]

The dinosaurs ate it.

Why was it hit with a rock?

[Lady Amber]

Because of aliens.

Why do clouds disappear?

[James Gryphon]

Michael Jackson.

Why are monkeys chimpanzees?

[Lady Amber]

Because they are strange.

Why am I up at 11:00 PM?

[James Gryphon]

You've been a very, very bad girl today.

Is hockey the fastest sport on cleats?