Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

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Delthion

#1005
January 23, 2015, 08:54:59 PM
Because "Bubuduba-bubuda Boom!"

Do you have scrambled eggs all over your face?
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Mhera

#1006
January 24, 2015, 12:18:14 AM
No. I only put scrambled eggs on my face for special occasions.

When I run out of milk to pour on my cereal, what would be a better substitute: Diet Coke or orange juice?

rachel25

#1007
February 26, 2015, 06:24:11 PM
Neither, try nitro glicern.       Why is the purple?

LT Sandpaw

#1008
February 26, 2015, 09:10:40 PM

Because purple is why.


What will happen if the puppet Pinocchio said my nose will grow?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Skyblade

#1009
February 26, 2015, 09:34:56 PM
It won't!

How do I get a 100 on an exam?

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

LT Sandpaw

#1010
February 26, 2015, 09:44:06 PM

Study.

Where does the wind blow?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Skyblade

#1011
February 26, 2015, 09:48:19 PM
In Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Is fast food healthy?

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Izeroth

#1012
March 05, 2015, 01:43:58 AM
 I don't know. I guess that depends on how fast it is.

Why can't homework go extinct?

Lady Ashenwyte

#1013
March 05, 2015, 02:10:56 PM
Because I am underrated.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

#1014
March 05, 2015, 02:29:50 PM
Because you forgot your question.
Why do New Yorkers talk like that?


I'm retired from the forum

Izeroth

#1015
March 05, 2015, 03:10:37 PM
 Because they're new.

What is the square root of x?

Luftwaffles

#1016
March 05, 2015, 03:19:04 PM
It doesn't have any roots... it's a square :P!

How could my freezer overheat?
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LT Sandpaw

#1017
March 05, 2015, 04:04:26 PM

Because the freezer went on strike.


What is the secret to the universe?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Søren

#1018
March 05, 2015, 04:05:12 PM
That there is no secret to the universe.
What's with JT's wanna-beard?


I'm retired from the forum

Mhera

#1019
March 05, 2015, 04:07:49 PM
Y'know, for a guy with "Timber" in his name you would expect a more lumberjackish look.

Why is English grammar so complicated?
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