Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[The Skarzs]

It's a crustacean, I think.

Hat films?

[Rainshadow]

  Stupid squirrel!

  Snow day?

[rachel25]

Happy lasagne!

where is my unknown sock puppet? 

[Rainshadow]

  It's on your foot, of course. 

  Should I go into the light?

[rachel25]

Only if it can sing.

Should I scream about fish?

[MatthiasMan]

I scream "AHH"

You scream "AHH"

We all scream "AHH"

For ice cream. . .

Child: But I don't ice cream.

Me: Then scream for cake.

Child: But I don't want cake. I want PRESENTS!

Me: Then scream for presents.


Child: PRESSSSSSSSSENTSSSSSS


AM I DREAMIN?

[Rainshadow]

  Are dragons real?

[MatthiasMan]

YES. YOU KNOW IT!

How do I grammar?

[The Skarzs]

G. R. A. M. M. A. R.

The short answer is "Because I can."
What's the long answer?
(If anyone gets this reference, you like Dilbert)

[Gonff the Mousethief]

do I like candy? I don't know

[Rainshadow]

  No, it's a stupid film!

  People ask why the rum is gone, but no one asks where the rum went...

  Where did the rum go?

[The Skarzs]

DOWN MY GULLET!

What is a gullet?

[Rainshadow]

  A mullet?  Did you say mullet?  Bullet?  Was that what you said?  Well, a mullet is the dorkiest hairstyle in the world, its description being "Business in the front, party in the back", and a bullet... well, you should know what that is.

  Do your ears hang low?  Do they wobble to and fro?  Can you tie them in a knot?  Can you tie them in a bow?  Can you throw them over shoulder like a continental soldier?  Do your ears hang low?

[The Skarzs]

Lopsided.

Am I sick?

[Rainshadow]

  I don't know... are you?

  Why do I have to have my blood drawn?