Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[Izeroth]

 That depends on the volume of his brain matter.

How many dwarves does can fit in a watermelon??

[Jukka the Sling]

To infinity, and beyond! (As long as the watermelon is seedless, of course.)

Does the wildebeest like popcorn?

[James Gryphon]

Well, fried okra is a health food.

Toasters vs. microwaves in a fight, who wins?

[Tim Churchmouse]

Does anyone know how many burnt CD Roms make a supernova? It's rather puzzling. I also wondered if anyone had seen a overcomplicated pig in their back garden? If you do, then please send him back to me in my e-mail.

[rachel25]

Cherry soup.

DON'T STOP! BEILEVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (((( )))))

[Tim Churchmouse]

Ahhhhhhhhhh... that made no sense at all...
THANKS! 
As a response to your question, yes. Cherry soup as well (for some reason)

I already stopped believing in myself when I lost Harry the over-complicated pig. Sad face.

LAST SECOND EDIT: Whoah somebody really e-mailed me about my pig! Holy Cow!

[Jukka the Sling]

Mother Mellus! Am I right, or am I right?

Magic markers?

[Kitsune]

Markers magic?

Would you like some plate with that food?

[Russa Nodrey]

Cherry soup.

Woah, just earlier I was thinking about cherry soup!!!!!

What's cherry soup anyway?!

[Tim Churchmouse]

No, I would not like a food with my plate. I am happy to eat a plate.
Yes. Cherry soup (again for some reason) but a donkey would be nice.
I wonder if my fireplace has burped out a TV. Hmmm

[James Gryphon]

For $500, you're absolutely correct; Ireland is indeed the capital of South Nebraska.

Shall the evil banana reign?

[Tim Churchmouse]

NIL!!!!!
Thy evil banana nana SHALT NOT REIGN!!!
For more than 2 weeks, that is. Huff.
Besides, happiness always leads to Britain, doesn't it?
YAY OR NAY?!!!

[rachel25]

How about YAN!

Why are there cats eating my favourite spices under the table at dawn, in mid summer after a night out drinking milk!?!?!

[Tim Churchmouse]

Because Crusha contains alcohol and spice. Yum.
How many prisoners are needed to keep harrytheovercomplicatedpig at bay?

[rachel25]

2 times squared equals...........

What do you get when you combine two hunters, one angel, a whole lot of sass, good acting, and pie?