Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

[James Gryphon]

Because it's the square root of infinity.

Are blueberry pop tarts?

[Tim Churchmouse]

Yes, but not if they're garnished with salt.

Are flies also cars?

[Delthion]

No, but cars are flies!

Are flim-flams the infinitive of Laboro?

[Tim Churchmouse]

No. Of course they aren't. But flip-flops are.

Why does chocolate chip pianos taste horrible ?

[Delthion]

Because they hammer your taste buds.

Why is that a terrible joke?

[Tim Churchmouse]

Because I laughed like a piano.

Why do emojis stimulate bungee-jumping?

[rachel25]

Because goats can't wear high heals any longer than X devided by 7.                                                                     How long will  it take me to blow up a curly toatstool?

[Brinty]

7 years.

Is the world triangle?

[Delthion]

No.

(Semi-serious.) Can you make a mattress out of cotton?

[Kitsune]

I really don't know, but I know that pillows don't make good parachutes!

...but do couches?

[Russa Nodrey]

Spontaneously combust.

Tables...

[Brinty]

of course

Do bricks float?

[The Skarzs]

Invalid. Error. Cannot compute. Error, error, errroorrrrrtrrrrtzzzz ^*pop*

Show me?

[rachel25]

Sorry, I can only answer yes, or no.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Delthion]

Meh.

Are you just the figment of one's imagination?