Wildcat Attack!

[Cornflower MM]

"That? That was nothing!" Arya laughed, walking down the stairs, and then across the Great Hall. "Why, we have only the best cooks here at Redwall. Cooks that can cook soup, broth, stew, scones, cakes, trifles, pasties, pies, and more! Plus cellars full of October Ale, and fizzes, cordials, wines, and surups! Not mention the cheeses! Oh, the cheeses! I do rather like cheese." She continued, then looked at Argunath and added teasingly, "Is your mouth watering yet?"

[The Skarzs]

"If you say any more I might eat you to keep you from continuing your torturous list of delicacies." He chuckled. "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean it literally, of course." He went silent in awkward apology.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Ooc: Ahem? I'm beating a wildcat to death with the pommel of my dagger. Um, you're the GM, so I can't PP what happens. So, what happens?

[The Skarzs]

OOC: I was not going to post as Aggril until Shade posts. When he's on, go poke him in the ribs to post here.

[Cornflower MM]

OOC: What is it with you people! My dad is starting to wonder what happens here that's so funny! I keep laughing at your posts, Nor. Stuffing his head with leaves? Beating a wildcat to death with your dagger pommel? Anyways, we wait until Shade posts, since I don't want anyone to be doing any PPing with the other guy's permission.

BIC: Arya smiled, "Hey, not all of us are that paranoid." She saiud, accepting his apology in a way that wouldn't bruise his ego. She hoped. "So, eat me huh? You won't have too! Race you to Cavern Hole!" She said, seeing out ofg the corner of her eye one of the Friar's Assistants coming out of the Kitchens with a pot and ladle, which he began banging, and then the bells tolled.

[The Skarzs]

Argunath smiled; he could go fast even with his injured leg. Backing up, he ran, then jumped and sailed over her. "Better try to keep up, squirrel!"

[Norham Waterpaw]

OOC: Wow, I didn't think it was that funny. I guess my subtle sense of humor is appreciated. 
         I might fill out a roleplay form so I be someone at Redwall.   

[The Shade]

OOC: Yeah, sorry about that Nor. Certain difficulties... BIC:

Yassen spun around at a slight sound behind him, but he was too slow. The pommal of a blade hit a glancing blow to the back of his head. His vision blurred slightly as he saw a shadowy figure. The wildcat grabbed hold of a low branch a flipped himself up. He snapped a partly rotten piece as defence and called out, still not quite sure what had just attacked him.

"Show yerself, stoat. I ain't afraid of sneaky vermin."

He peered through the leaves, wondering if his attacker would flee or reply.

[Cornflower MM]

Bryony motioned for the two otters to stay put, than vaulted up the tree noiselessly. She was a squirrel, after all. "Stoat,. what stoat? I do believe you mean otter, kitty." She said, tapping him on the shoulder. She was lounging on the branch, obviously trying to hold back a smile. "Oh, and if you don't want a flying lesson, you might want to open your mouth and start talkin', kitty." She added, being serious. She did have powerful legs. And add to the fact she'd had to shove others off a branch before. Hey, who said living in Mossflower Woods wasn't dangerous?
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Arya grinned, then put on a burst of speed and ran up Argunath's back and pushed off his shoulders when he landed, landing in Cavern Hole. She ran over to the table and placed a paw on it. "Hah!"

[The Shade]

Yassen growled. He had the skills the best any creature in a tree. Apart from a squirrel.

"Well? What do you want? I ain't got anything of value here."

He glanced at the other two beasts that were with her, which he could see were otters. Mayhaps he'd be able to outrun them. He didn't see what good he'd be to them anyway.

[Cornflower MM]

"Well, it would sure be nice to know why you were interested ion my and my mates." Bryony said coldly, all pretenses of being jovial gone. She was dead serious. And, if need be, she'd follow up on the "Dead" part. "I suppose you're a scout from the horde bent on capturing Redwall? Because if you are, then I have a messgae for to take to that Grain and Grinda." She growled. Then, "Well, what are you waiting for? Speak up!"

[The Skarzs]

Aggril came up cautiously to the two creatures, keeping his javelin ready; he decided it was time to get a different approach on the wildcat. "Listen, I don't think I can keep my friend here from killing you for very long, or cutting off your claws one by one, so I suggest you tell her for your safety. I don't want to see you die." He winked secretively to Bryony.

[The Shade]

"All I wanted was some food," Yassen said. "And what do yew know about Grain an' Grinda? I don't know where they be. And yew..." he turned, his flaming orange eyes directly on Aggril. "... if yew were the one wot hit me, yer better keep yer eyes open. I might decide to take revenge."

He thought for a moment, then he had an idea. "How about I take yew bunch to the horde, and yew can have a nice scount around, like. In return I get some vittles. How about that?"

[The Skarzs]

Aggril crossed his arms. "Alright, we'll give you somethin' to eat; but if you really want food, you're going to stay right there for a few moments." The otter beckoned Bryony down. "We need to talk about this."
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Argunath stalked in after Arya. "I would say you cheated, but it matters not." He grinned showing his fangs. "Maybe next time you will be beaten."
He looked around at the tables. "Where shall one sit?"

[Cornflower MM]

"You're a guest, so naturally you sit by the Abbess's chair." Arya said, walking over to a spot near a huge, ornately carved chair, with a somewhat smaller, but still carved exquisitely, chair near it. She pulled out the chair on the other side of the huge one, that was less fancier than the Abbey Warrior's chair, but nicer than the rest. She pulled it out, "This is the visitor's chair. Mine is that one on the other side, and the great big fancy one is the Abbess Rosemary's." She said, then ordered him to sit. "I'm going to help the servers." She said sternly.