You know you have been reading too much Redwall when...

[Tiria Wildlough]

You get told off for speaking like a hare, wot wot!

[AbbotAlf0805]

Lol! I actually do hear my conscious as Martin!

[Rainshadow]

  You start trying to swim like an otter (I was younger okay!).

[AbbotAlf0805]

You stop at Burger King and ask for October Ale!

[Redwallfan7]

Lol

When you start talking with a Mossflower woodlands accent

[Tannsrall]

Lol

When you start talking with a Mossflower woodlands accent

All the time.

You have a redwall dream every night.

[MatthiasMan]

You know you are reading to much Redwall when;

You clean of the shelves at the library; (I've done it)
Start asking people on League Of Legends if they read the book;
Ask Mom to make some scones for breafast. (I make my own all the time)

[Redwallfan7]

When you call food at the grocery store vittles instead of groceries

[Dannflor]

When I ALWAYSS sword fight I shout my warcry REGUBAAAAA

[MatthiasMan]

When you call food at the grocery store vittles instead of groceries

Actually I call them vittles sometimes, not food.

[W0NWILL]

When you see an older bald fellow with a beard and think it's Brian

Guilty! I just can't accept it. *sob*

[W0NWILL]

Are we numbering anymore? Or did we lose track?

You had a crush on Brian Jacques
You can recite the books both chronologically and published order
You wish your name was Eulalia (it is a name)
You throw your shoe at the TV screaming "That didn't happen in the books!" whenever you watch the Redwall TV series.
You cry when any good character dies ANY and cheer when the baddies die, any baddies.
Your hobby is reading Redwall, this site, and writing Redwall fanfiction
You whack people if they don't like Redwall

Er, let's see, guilty, guilty, guilty, why, I'm guilty on all of these!

[Rainshadow]

  I tend to say wot wot... in public.  I also like to name all of the squirrels at my home.

[Redwallfan7]

You start thinking of the Good October Ale song in Martin the Warrior every time you have a glass of root beer (or real beer, for those of our older members who drink)

[Rainshadow]

  Whenever you walk in the store and see the scones you gasp and feel the sudden urge to eat scones.