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Started by The Skarzs, March 12, 2014, 10:09:27 PM

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Amarith Waterspring

Ok what is going on here? Who's doing what, why is everything backwards, and Russa....... What are you stroking?  ???
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Faiyloe

The asylum has erupted into chaos and she is caressing a froad... Me and Skarzs are locked up and i am playing around with my telepathic abilities.  ;D *Rummages around in Amy's brain for juicy tidbits* What is this? Pokes a little green alien with fins that is hidden in the corners of her brain.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

LT Sandpaw


*Lifts Sam's Brain* Ah Ha I have it! I will be the first successful doctor to preform a successful brain transplant.

*hands the brain to ZP*

Hold this for me will you while I cut open the hologram.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

The Skarzs

Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 09:09:18 PM
The asylum has erupted into chaos and she is caressing a froad... Me and Skarzs are locked up and i am playing around with my telepathic abilities.  ;D *Rummages around in Amy's brain for juicy tidbits* What is this? Pokes a little green alien with fins that is hidden in the corners of her brain.
Can I eat it?
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Faiyloe

I don't think so it is in her head...

*ZP takes the brain and starts liking it*

Oh dear don't do that! *Goes into the ZPs head to try and get him to stop but the experience is so disturbing and overwhelming that I have to leave* Oh goodness! *shudders* that was awful, never doing that again... XP
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 09:09:18 PM
The asylum has erupted into chaos and she is caressing a froad...
His name is Freddy the Froad, here's a short backstory:

Fabulous Froad

Freddy was raised in a pond by his mother (a frog) and his father (a toad) which makes him a froad. When he was but a tadpole his parents were killed by an evil troll named Szraks. He escaped into a swamp where I happened to be drowning; he saved my life and we became best friends. One day my friend Freddy traveled to Paris to visit some relations. When he came back I had been locked up in the asylum.

To be continued...
Freddy

Wylder Treejumper

Fabulous Froad, Part II
Then, he died.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Faiyloe

Skarzs would never!... well perhaps he would if he was hungry... anyway.

*goes into Russa's head and deletes her story from her memory*
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 14, 2015, 10:35:44 PM
Fabulous Froad, Part II
Then, he died.
But it was only his hologram.

Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 10:36:06 PM
Skarzs would never!... well perhaps he would if he was hungry... anyway.

*goes into Russa's head and deletes her story from her memory*
Look, Freddy, they just deleted my hologram's memory of you.
Freddy

The Skarzs

Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 10:36:06 PM
Skarzs would never!... well perhaps he would if he was hungry... anyway.
Mmm. . . frog's legs.
But no, that wasn't me that killed them. ::)


I believe your culprit looked something like this:
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Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

LT Sandpaw


*Looks at ZP disgusted*

Well Sam sorry but the zombie has got your brain and likes it... I'm afraid your going to have to be brainless from now on.


                   The Story Freddy The Froad Part III
                 
                            Long ago and far away Freddy
made amazing plans to help his friend Russa escape from the Evil Asylum owners Skarzs and Faiyloe. He devised a brilliant escape combining the greasy properties of Bacon and the smelly stench of old cheese two rusty nails and a blue jays feather.

He then put his plan to action and escaped living happily ever after. But he forgot to bring Russa.... To be continued
   
                                                  The End


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Faiyloe

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 14, 2015, 10:42:59 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on April 14, 2015, 10:36:06 PM
Skarzs would never!... well perhaps he would if he was hungry... anyway.

*goes into Russa's head and deletes her story from her memory*
Look, Freddy, they just deleted my hologram's memory of you.

I can't read holograms I can only read real live living people therefor the memory I deleted was in fact your own. Though really all I did was hide it where you would never find it.  ;D

Quote from: LT Sandpaw on April 14, 2015, 11:26:37 PM

*Looks at ZP disgusted*

Well Sam sorry but the zombie has got your brain and likes it... I'm afraid your going to have to be brainless from now on.

What did you expect to happen? You handed his brain to a ZOMBIE! of course it will like it! Here if you let me out I can probably get it to give it back to you.
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

LT Sandpaw


Nope sorry having Sam brainless is a sacrifice I will make to keep you locked up. Now do you and Skarzs want a box of pizza I got like forty boxes of the stuff.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

LT Sandpaw


Okay here. *Opens the cell* Oh wait... Oops...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro