Insane Asylum.

Cornflower MM · July 31, 2015, 12:11:54 AM

Quote from: Faiyloe on July 29, 2015, 05:31:47 PM
Besides I have stated several times that there are bathrooms on the premise, and I make sure everywhere is clean. Our workers get plenty of vacation days and I abolished the rats and dirt long ago. There is also plenty of light (I despise the dark). As for the clothing regulation I am a psychologist and blue is actually the prescribe color to keep the inmates calm and happy.

Exactly! *goes to bake something random, because I want to and I won't have anyone accusing the people of the Insane Asylum of being underfed*

HEY RUSSA!

Lady Ashenwyte · July 31, 2015, 03:55:17 AM

*Eats a cookie while polishing cheri katana*

Delthion · July 31, 2015, 04:14:54 AM

Skarzs, Sage is definitely insane, you threw him in a cell and he thinks that he melted Eul's machete. And he thinks that he has a Cheri Katana...whatever that is.

Izeroth · July 31, 2015, 04:24:06 AM

Could I take a walk outside? I fear my mind is starting to deteriorate under these pitifully inadequate living conditions.

CaptainRocktree · July 31, 2015, 04:26:15 AM

*sighs*

Well.. What do inmates do here?..

Faiyloe · July 31, 2015, 04:36:56 AM

They do a lot of hallucinating. You seem a pretty mild case so I might be able to let you out for recreation after I ask you a few questions. How much is 2+3?

Izerother, you are dangerous, You may not be let out but I can activate a holographic program in your cell for entertainment if you wish. We have air hocky, tennis, an interactive storybook called through the well and beyond, and we also have mincraft, take your pick.

Lady Ashenwyte · July 31, 2015, 04:40:48 AM

*Starts playing Total War*

rrrrr · July 31, 2015, 04:58:50 AM

Izeroth · July 31, 2015, 05:07:35 AM

Quote from: Faiyloe on July 31, 2015, 04:36:56 AM
They do a lot of hallucinating. You seem a pretty mild case so I might be able to let you out for recreation after I ask you a few questions. How much is 2+3?

Izerother, you are dangerous, You may not be let out but I can activate a holographic program in your cell for entertainment if you wish. We have air hocky, tennis, an interactive storybook called through the well and beyond, and we also have mincraft, take your pick.

Do you have a holographic punching bag that looks like Skarzs?

Faiyloe · July 31, 2015, 05:14:07 AM

Sorry it is a hologram it is just light it has no mass. A punching bag won't work.

The Skarzs · July 31, 2015, 05:38:03 AM

Quote from: Izeroth on July 31, 2015, 05:07:35 AM
Do you have a holographic punching bag that looks like Skarzs?

I find that offensive.

Izeroth · July 31, 2015, 05:45:05 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 05:38:03 AM
Quote from: Izeroth on July 31, 2015, 05:07:35 AM
Do you have a holographic punching bag that looks like Skarzs?
I find that offensive.

~~I find your likeness offensive.~~

The Skarzs · July 31, 2015, 05:47:32 AM

Aaaand there goes Minecraft from your list of entertainment.

Eulaliaaa! · July 31, 2015, 05:51:47 AM

Heheheheheh *polishes machete maniacally*

Lady Ashenwyte · July 31, 2015, 07:34:35 AM

Quote from: The Skarzs on July 31, 2015, 05:47:32 AM
Aaaand there goes Minecraft from your list of entertainment.

Who cares about Minecraft anyway?

News:

Insane Asylum.