Friendly Conversations

[Jetthebinturong]

Sorry, Jet. The prince of heart outfit was the closest I was going to get to conceding to your wishes.

Perhaps I need to five you some encouragement *Shoots a rack of dresses* *It is incinerated* I find it easy to maim, destroy and kill!

This is ridiculous! You realize that you are threatening someone to make you a ridiculous costume from a terrible webcom-

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Oh dear

DID YOU JUST CALL HOMESTUCK TERRIBLE?

Uh.... No?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD CALL TERRIBLE?

N-no w-what would you c-call t-t-terrible?

THE THING THAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO YOU

*Falls to the floor* *Voices can be heard from inside my head*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

GET BACK HERE YOU COWARD! HIDING IN THE FEAR PROCESSING SECTION WON'T HELP YOU! HATRED OVERRIDES FEAR!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

[BlueRose]

I feel slightly sorry for the purple text... Silly Jet, I have more than one rack of dresses.


Feather boas are awesome... *evil grin*

[Amarith Waterspring]

And how about braclets and necklaces and rings?

[Faiyloe]

...0__o What happened here I left for five seconds to get some more glitter and...

[BlueRose]

Amarith, talk to Faiy about jewelry.


Faiiiyy..... Jet's being annoying. Can I put him in a dress? (Oh, and so is Dan. Nobody pokes Mariel with a stick around me. Nobody.)

[Amarith Waterspring]

Okay, Faiy, I was thinking big gold chain necklaces, 7 pearl braclets each, and 2 ruby rings, complete with a fluffy, glittery, pink, sequeny, feather boa!!!!!!!!!

[Jetthebinturong]

Amarith, talk to Faiy about jewelry.


Faiiiyy..... Jet's being annoying. Can I put him in a dress? (Oh, and so is Dan. Nobody pokes Mariel with a stick around me. Nobody.)

IF YOU PUT ANYTHING REMOTELY RESEMBLING A DRESS NEAR MY BODY, I WILL BLOW MYSELF UP AND I'LL TAKE THIS SHOP WITH ME!

[BlueRose]

You can have fun trying, Jet.


And be nice, or I'll put you in Vriska's god tier outfit.

[Faiyloe]

Okay, Faiy, I was thinking big gold chain necklaces, 7 pearl braclets each, and 2 ruby rings, complete with a fluffy, glittery, pink, sequeny, feather boa!!!!!!!!!

Only if they start miss behaving.  Scarzsles is still safe and has been behaving himself quite well. For that I will give you a plain black suit and a blue bow tie. I think it looks quite handsome. As for the rest of you beware my wrath!

[BlueRose]

Faiy! That's no fun! At least give him a heart-patterned pink tie, please?

Since it's Skarzsles, we must poke him with sticks.

[Amarith Waterspring]

No, what Faiy said is fine......just add a pink feather boa and he'll be all set!

[BlueRose]

Ok! That works! Boas totally work!

[Amarith Waterspring]

[Faiyloe]

Faiy! That's no fun! At least give him a heart-patterned pink tie, please?

Since it's Skarzsles, we must poke him with sticks.

No he is mine *Grabs his arm and holds him away from blue and Amy* He has been so good and all and he was starting to look so pathetic... I think he is cute this way. *Smiles and tapes him on the nose with the tip of my finger*

[BlueRose]

*clings tearfully to Amarith* Aaaaammmyyyyyy!!!!!! (That nickname suits you wayyyy too well...) Faiy has betrayed me! Waaah.... She stole my stress ball....... *cries*