Friendly Conversations

[Norham Waterpaw]

*whips out Clockwork Assault Rifle*

"May I extinguish the threat?"

[Faiyloe]

No, Faiy! Please no!

Ok *Splats face in my ice cream instead*

[BlueRose]

*Rose and the little girl are still running around, accompanied by haunted minions, Hell's Fireballs, and occasional wails*

[Faiyloe]

*Ignores them.* every time I read the title of this topic I think it says This topic is Demented.  *Wipes Ice cream out of my hair.*   

[Rusvul]

Heheheheheheh... You're not far off. What with Hell's Infernos and negative sympathetic magic. Oh, and by the way, why do you have ice cream in your face? That doesn't... Well, I'm not exactly sure what I was going to say, but that actually seems exactly like something you would do.

[BlueRose]

*The little girl stops and glares at Rus*

I'm not a sympathetic mage, you useless Theurgist. I'm a shadowpriest who died and became a necromancer.


*Rose retreats to a corner and shivers*

[Rusvul]

Ooh! I've not met a Lich before. Pleased to meet you! I wasn't implying that you were- Simply the use of poppets. If you don't mind me asking... If you're an ancient shadowpriest, why do you not carry a protection poppet?

[Faiyloe]

And another thing how did your hair get on our cloths?

@ rus: Scarzsles did it so I decided to do it too.  *Licks my face*

[BlueRose]

*the little girl pouts*

My student is an idiot. She burned my last protection poppet two weeks ago, and I've had a hard enough time keeping her from burning me as it is. I'm not sure how my hair got in here though...

*smiling sweetly, she clings to Rus*

It's been a while since someone knew what a Lich was, though... Do you want to be my apprentice instead of that stupid girl?



*Rose continues shivering in her corner*

[Rusvul]

...And how does a lich grow hair?


Faiy. That's just... Strange. Generally you use a spoon to transfer ice cream from a bowl to your mouth- Not your face. And why... Are you directing strangeness at Skarzs? Because you enjoy it? To annoy him? To annoy Blue?

..All of the above, probably.


And yes, sure. For two reasons- One, I'd like to learn more about shadow magic. Two, I have a feeling you'd incinerate me if I declined.

[BlueRose]

A Lich has to have a body, dimwit. Well, I don't have to have a body, but it's easier to do shadowmagic with one.

*Rose ceases shivering and walks timidly up behind the Lich girl*

Fuscia-Sensei, you don't mean to leave me?

*holds up a massive strawberry lollipop, and the Lich girl abandons Rus to cling happily to Rose*

No, I don't...... The Theurgist can continue being a Theurgist, and my student can continue being my amazing student.

[Faiyloe]

Faiy. That's just... Strange. Generally you use a spoon to transfer ice cream from a bowl to your mouth- Not your face. And why... Are you directing strangeness at Skarzs? Because you enjoy it? To annoy him? To annoy Blue?

..All of the above, probably.

You know me to well.  and as for the ice cream I only did it cause Scarszles did it first and It was fun. 

[Rusvul]

In my experience, the bodies of liches tend to be undead. As I'm sure I don't need to point out, undead do not grow hair. I had assumed your form was at least partially illusory- I may be mistaken. If I am, would you care to enlighten me to how you manage to take on the full form of a young girl?

[BlueRose]

*the Lich nudges Rose, wanting her to answer*

If prepared correctly, a dead body can be used indefinitely by a Lich. There are several ways to do this, but the best way is to cast an Infinite Preserve spell within half an hour of a body's death. That way, the body won't rot or age. Fuscia-Sensei's body has been like this for fifteen years.

[Rusvul]

...Do you mean to say that you made use of an eight-year-old's body? Whether you killed her or not- Explain yourself, or defend yourself. I will not stand for this.