Friendly Conversations

[BlueRose]

*points at Skarzs*

CHOCOLATE SPEAR!!!

*a shaft of dark chocolate flies straight at Skarzs*

Just 'cause I felt like it.

*turns and sees the spiders*

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts throwing sharpened popsicles at the spiders' eye*

Why does it have to be spiders?!?!?!?

[Rusvul]

Arrogant fox. Ooh, haven't heard that one before. Hmm, have you considered that the best way to fight a god is with an army or the power of another? I have both. This sword is infused with the life-energy of many many willing souls. This fine blade was granted to me by a Bear King who had spent time as an Archdrake. If there is any way to slay a Hydrakon, such as yourself, this blade is capable. *Shielding dark green flames, runs up and drives the blade deep into the dragon's chest*

...PP, yeah. So is creating your own universe and being immune to everything- You can't complain

[Norham Waterpaw]

"Hey guys, what's going oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSPIDERSSPIDERSPIDERSSPIDERSSPIDERSDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEFIENDSDIE!!!!

[Jetthebinturong]

*points at Skarzs*

CHOCOLATE SPEAR!!!

*a shaft of dark chocolate flies straight at Skarzs*

Just 'cause I felt like it.

*turns and sees the spiders*

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts throwing sharpened popsicles at the spiders' eye*

Why does it have to be spiders?!?!?!?

Because I'm arachnophobic and I want people to share my fear

Arrogant fox. Ooh, haven't heard that one before. Hmm, have you considered that the best way to fight a god is with an army or the power of another? I have both. This sword is infused with the life-energy of many many willing souls. This fine blade was granted to me by a Bear King who had spent time as an Archdrake. If there is any way to slay a Hydrakon, such as yourself, this blade is capable. *Shielding dark green flames, runs up and drives the blade deep into the dragon's chest*

...PP, yeah. So is creating your own universe and being immune to everything- You can't complain

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *Dragon form withers away* You know I'm not actually a Hydrakon right? I can shapeshift and three-headed dragons are too cool to pass up. *Draws two glowing green shamshirs from belt* So, can you actually use that sword?

[BlueRose]

(Norham, you stretched the screen. I admire your enthusiasm when it comes to saving fair maidens from the eight-legged arachnids of her nightmares, but really, try not to stretch the screen.)

*continues throwing popsicles at the spiders*

[The Skarzs]

This petty squabbling amuses me.
*Dodges chocolate spear*
Hello, Lady Bluerose. Do you wish to observe these goings-on, or participate in them?
Oh, lovely. Spiders! Aren't they the cutest? Who wants a live pig to feast upon? The spiders do!

[Faiyloe]

*Sits next to scarzles at his table.* You are so cute when you are omnipotent. 

[BlueRose]

*runs up to Skarzs and punches him in the gut*

DO SOMETHING. FIX THE SPIDERS. FIX THEM

*a random arachnid comes flying through the air and lands squarely on Rose's back*


KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Norham Waterpaw]

*looks at spider*

"HADOKEN!"

*ashes of spider blow away*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Cocks head to one side* You must be pretty big or unhumanly strong if one of those things can land on your back without killing you. SREDIPS NRUTER! *All the spiders disappear* Sorry about that Blue

[BlueRose]

*gasps in relief*

Thanks Jet. Don't do that again. OR I WILL SKIN YOU.

*shivers at the memory of the spiders*

I'm a shadowpriest assassin. Of course I'm strong.

[Faiyloe]

Shadowpriest thief Shadowpriest thief!

[BlueRose]

It's much more accurate to say assassin, Faiy. My base class is technically thief, yes, but the branch I chose was assassin.

[The Skarzs]

Wonderful!
Shall we eat, or have more entertainment?
Ah, welcome to my world, Lady Faiyloe.
Nameless One, may you join us please, along with your opponent? And Norham, come sit here
*Points to a new chair*

[Jetthebinturong]

*Reluctantly sheathes shamshirs and sits down* Fine but there'd better be spaghetti bolognese