Describe Billy the Cosmos Snake

[Rusvul]

Oooh! It sounds so real!

Lucky you. I'm in Texas. We don't HAVE a winter. We have summer, summer #2, autumn, and pre-summer.

I have similar weather. We have about four months in a year where it isn't 80-90-100 degrees out. And I'm a person originally from California- Not the desert bit, the nice coastal bit. I'm not meant for scorching hot scorchmarks on my sun-scorched face.

[BlueRose]

Haha. You're lucky. I've only been to the coast once, and that was when I was 6, so I can't remember it.

We live near a lake, though, so we swim there in the summer.

[Rusvul]

Well, despite living on a scorching sandbar, I'm not really a person who enjoys beaches. And where I am, I'm forty minutes away from one, so it doesn't really benefit me all that much, what with cool oceanic wind not traveling so far. I'm kinda 'meh' about this sandbar, myself.

[Slagar 11]

Oooh! It sounds so real!

Lucky you. I'm in Texas. We don't HAVE a winter. We have summer, summer #2, autumn, and pre-summer.

No, lucky YOU.
Trust me, you don't want a -60 degree winter with 3 feet of snow every day.

[Rusvul]

Prefer it to eight months of solid heat. Even though I live on a massive (And massively overrated) sandbar, I've been around snow. It's darn cold. I like the cold- Better than I like heat, certainly. I don't mind dressing warmly, but I can't stand wearing shorts or flip flops, and then still being overheated if I step outside for two minutes. Metalworking on this sandbar of mine? Not fun. Doing anything outside at all that doesn't involve swimming for eight months? Not fun.

EDIT: Oops. Sorry, I saw that as 'below sixty,' not 'minus sixty.' Yeah, that sounds pretty brutal. I don't really want that either- But there is a chance I might prefer it to heat, I really can't say having never experienced it.

[BlueRose]

Oooh! It sounds so real!

Lucky you. I'm in Texas. We don't HAVE a winter. We have summer, summer #2, autumn, and pre-summer.

No, lucky YOU.
Trust me, you don't want a -60 degree winter with 3 feet of snow every day.

And YOU don't want a 110 degree summer with no rain for weeks on end. And then a 100 degree autumn. And a random winter, ranging from 110 degrees to 10 degrees. And then a 70 to 100 degree spring.

With no rain. At all. Ever.


Even the mesquite trees die.

[The Skarzs]

You in Alaska, Slagar?

[Slagar 11]

No, MN.
It sounds like an exaggeration but it really happened.
And it is a massive pain in the astronaut.

[BlueRose]

'In the astronaut'?
That's the first time I've seen someone use that...

It's cute! <3

[Rusvul]

...So tempting to further that joke with some mention of the third planet from the edge of the Sol system... Sooo tempting... But I won't. Because I'm, hahaha, mature, yeah, that's a good one...

Yeah, here we have a good amount of rain. But it's not cooling rain. It's humid muggy rain. So then we have a billion mosquitoes as well as the heat and humidity. But it's not quite as extreme as your weather, Blue. I live in a tropic, not a desert, though it certainly doesn't feel very tropical. Tropics are overrated. I'd rather go to a San-Francisco-like paradise, than a tropical one.

[The Skarzs]

Our weather is just strange. We probably get some of the most diverse weather in the country.

[BlueRose]

Lucky Rus! You actually get rain! Things GROW where you are!

[Rusvul]

Yes, things grow. Unfortunately, my tolerance for heat isn't one of them.

[The Skarzs]

Everything is green here. . . It's beautiful. . .

[Rusvul]

We have a lot of pine trees, I don't know why. It's all piney and palmy down here. And most of the trees are in rows. Blech.