Describe Billy the Cosmos Snake

[Cornflower MM]

Maybe not make a cow sound pretty in the way you're thinking, but I could make it sound like you want to barbecue it.

Out on the pasture, standing alone from the others, grazes a cow. But what it actually is, is a meal. Every muscle on the half-ton body can be cut, cooked, and seasoned however you want it. From the hindquarters come the succulent cuts of steak. . .
You get what I'm saying.

AQHHH!!!! Ew! Yick! Bleck! Seriously, Skarzs....That's disgusting...Ergh! *Shudders* I guess you can tell I a vegetarian, huh?

Now, a doughnut! Good grief...I haven't had one of those thibngs since....OIve nine years ago. Man, my dad used to fun before we got his daughter (My half-sister) I mean, he'd take us to the lake, or when we all went out to , say, work on a ouse, he'd buy us doughnuts....*Starts tearing up* Okay, must stop thinking about how he used tobe so much fun! And now he's still funb, just not as much! Get on with the topic!
A doughnut is fried dough that has toppings on it, and it tastes like cake. With stuff on it.
Yeah, that sucked. Sorry - I've been crying with homesickness for a place I lived for ten years, and it's wildlife, and then I was crying about remembering how my dad used to be. Don't judge me.
Hey, Blue, can the next one be pancakes?

[BlueRose]

Beef is good.

Anywho, sorry that doughnuts incite feelings of sadness...

Y'all all have interesting descriptions. We may do pancakes next... After Skarzs puts his description up.

[Morgazath]

Beef is good.

Anywho, sorry that doughnuts incite feelings of sadness...

Y'all all have interesting descriptions. We may do pancakes next... After Skarzs puts his description up.

Wait! I wanna describe a doughnut!

A delicious piece of round dough, once white, now golden brown after being fried to perfection. To add to it's tasty flavor, a dark white glaze of the sweetest sugar is gently poured down on it.

Not my best.

[BlueRose]

Ooh! You're making me hungry!

[Morgazath]

 Why thank you. I'm surprised because I love food, yet I can't describe it very good.

[The Mask]

A round piece of food. Synonym of yummy.

[BlueRose]

Haha! Funny!

[Cornflower MM]

Skkkaaaaarrrrezzzszzzzzzzzsssssss.............

[Amarith Waterspring]

SKARZS!!!

[The Skarzs]

What? Oh bad stuff. . .

Sitting delicately on the spotless white platter, the doughnut lets it's delicious aroma permeate throughout the air. On the outside, the crystal-like, sugary glaze glints temptingly in the light, and the inside, still warm, is a soft cake that makes the mouth water at the thought of it. Not a crumb will be missed from that perfect pastry, delicious and wholesome.

[Cornflower MM]

Pancakes now?

[Amarith Waterspring]

Now you are making me wish I could eat as many doughnuts as I could.

[The Skarzs]

My sister's friend has celiac disease, so she would know how you feel.

[Amarith Waterspring]

 

[Cornflower MM]

Blue? Bluuueeyyy? BLUEROSE GET YOUR TAIL OVER HERE!! ( )