My Bro's Birthday

[BlueRose]

What? I'm only trying to convey traditional salutations to him for his birthday! Goodness!

[The Skarzs]

Oh, yeah.
I should know about those traditions because of my Italian heritage, but I don't exactly follow them.

But I'm still not going to kiss my brother.

(I wrote 'kill', accidentally. . .)

[Rusvul]

Don't do either of those.

[BlueRose]

My, what prudes we have here! Can't kiss or kill? Useless, both of you. <3

[The Skarzs]

I think, I'll, uh, just leave you here, Rus. Good luck!

[Rusvul]

I could be convinced to kiss someone, but chances are it wouldn't be Skarzs' brother. As for killing, I'd do that only in defense of my life, or if I was feeling particularly brave, someone else's. And I would still have a really hard time with it.

[BlueRose]

Rus, please don't kiss Skarzs' brother. Really. Don't.


Skaaarzssles, could you at least give him a friendly lick on the nose?

[Rusvul]

That's exactly what I was saying- I wouldn't.

[The Skarzs]

Is it odd that I always think of ways to kill people if I have to wherever I go?

Like using this hammer right here.
Or pulling out my Death Knife of Epic Doom.
Or smashing them with this chair.

Skaaarzssles, could you at least give him a friendly lick on the nose?

My jaw. . . is not attached to my skull anymore.
It's still dropping.

Y'know what? I'm going to show my brother this and see what he thinks.

[BlueRose]

Go ahead! I don't mind. Your brother is free to think what he will.

Hiiiii, Skarzsles' brother! <3

[Kitsune]

Happy birthday Skarzs' brother!

@Everyone on this topic:


... o.o

[Rusvul]

Agreed. If he condemns us to insanity, well, he's probably right.

[Dannflower Reguba]

HAPPY BIFFDAY!

I'm not exactly a robotics guy, but I AM a certified Engineer!

[The Skarzs]

He says LOL and thanks.

[Jukka the Sling]

You guys are cracking me up.

And happy belated birthday, Skarzs' brother!