Rainshadow's Magical Funwares

[Leatho Shellhound]

Any thing for an outlaw?

[Rainshadow]

  Hmm, lemme see...  *Flips through catalog*  What type of outlaw are you?  Thief?  Murderer?

[Leatho Shellhound]

I'm a revengeance outlaw, one how seaks to free his species from their appressing enemies.   

[Kitsune]

*Puts 1 gold on the table* There you go!

[Rainshadow]

  Aha...  Roger!  *Dwarven sphere construct rolls up*  Roger, could you please go get me some stink bombs, tripwire, silly string, and the super secret mustard trap?  *Roger starts rolling away*  AND DON'T FALL IN THE MUSTARD LIKE BENNY DID!

  Later...

  *Roger comes bearing a chest full of goodies*  *Dwarven centurion follows behind, carrying a gigantic jar of mustard*  Thank you Roger, and thank you, Barty.  You're free to go back to your duties.  *Constructs leave*

  Alrighty, Leatgo, so we've got a couple different things here.  We've got stink bombs that smell of skunks, death, and onions that you can throw on the enemy, silly string that's super sticky and will inhibit movement, some tripwire which will be explained later, and the super secret mustard trap.  Now, this trap is for paying customers only, so you have to purchase something else in order to purchase this.  But what it does is you hook it up above the heads of your enemies, then set the tripwire below.  When they kick the tripwire, it'll dump the mustard onto those guys, then drop the jar on top as well.  And, as you can see, this is a huge jar, so it can fit a lot of enemies.  But not to worry, it's enchanted, so whoever you use this on will not suffocate.  They'll just smell of mustard for weeks.

  So, whaddaya want?



  *Snatches up gold*  *Bites gold to make sure it's real*  Mmm, tasty!  *Tosses gold to dragons*  *Dragons fight over gold*  *Ahem*  Sorry, wandered down that dragon trail a bit too long, didn't I?  Anyway, here's your magic carpet!  *Hands rolled up carpet to Plugg*  Watch out, though, that lovely rug has a mind of its own, so it might just want to take the reins and charge off.  So, just because I'm a nice person, I've added handles onto your carpet, free of charge!



  I'm so kind. 

[Leatho Shellhound]

I think I take the stink bombs, cats don't like to bath.

[Rainshadow]

  Just the stink bombs?  *Gazes sadly at super secret mustard trap*  Aw, I wanted to see how that worked...

  *Ahem*  Very well, that will be 5 silver, or something cool, pretty, shiny, or funny that's worth my while.  Or any sort of mythical beast.  I'm good with those, too.

[Rusvul]

*Unstealths behind counter* I need an espernetic televism amplification orb. Err, a crystal ball. Now, please.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Would this silver and blue jester hat pay for it?

[Rainshadow]

  *Snatches hat*  *Puts hat on head*  Yesssssssss.  *Gives Leatgo 10 stink bombs*  There you are!

 Oh, hey, Rus.  Um, if you wanna buy something, you gotta stand on the other side of the counter.  *Dwarven centurion construct picks Rus up and places him on other side*  Thank you, Barty.  Now, crystal ball, you say?  You want a real one, a fake one, a booby trapped one... what kind?  *Places several crystal balls on the counter*

[The Skarzs]

I'm not here to give any threats of a possible retaliation; I'm here to ask for something to more easily light my forges, like an insane lighter.

[Kitsune]

*Grabs magic carpet* Thanks!

*Flies around room*

[Rainshadow]

I'm not here to give any threats of a possible retaliation; I'm here to ask for something to more easily light my forges, like an insane lighter.

  So... something like this?  *Gestures to flame atronach*  Uh, she's a little dangerous, but she's very obedient and will follow her master, as well as do his or her bidding.  Just keep her away from explosives.

  Plugg?  Could you please refrain from flying inside the store?  There are a lot of fragile and dangerous items in here, as well as very rare items.  But if you'd like to take the carpet to our flight room, *points at a large door* that'd be fine.

[BlueRose]

*comes running in* I NEED MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is running and yelling because hair is on fire... Not really a reason to need mustard, but perhaps it's magical fire*

[The Skarzs]

Right; she'll do. How much? (Makes me feel like I'm buying a slave, but I'll try to convince myself it's a pet I'm buying)