Rainshadow's Magical Funwares

[Rusvul]

*Closes eyes and waves hand* *blue-purple espernetic glowing wisps* I'll have this one, please and thank you. *Snatches ball and phase-dashes through the shop wall and to safety*

[Rainshadow]

  THIIEEEEFFF!!  *Barty starts chasing after Rus*  *Whole gryphon horde flies out door and chases after Rus*

  *Ahem*  Sorry for the inconvenience, Skarzs.  Um, that'll be 3 singing chipmunks.

[The Skarzs]

Or, I could sing for you.
One singing troll?

[Rainshadow]

  No, no, my request is specific.  Three singing chipmunks.  I have need of them.

[Rusvul]

*Hurls thousands of psionic daggers at the griffins*

[Rainshadow]

  *Gryphons correct Rus on his spelling of gryphon*  Excu-hu-huse me, Mistah Airship Pirate, but we are GRYPHONS, not griffins! 

  *Hits button*  *Psionic daggers fall to the ground*  Ah, ah, ah, Rusvul!  No weapons in my shop, or the general vicinity of my shop.

[The Skarzs]

*Grabs Rus and squeezes him*
*He coughs up three singing chipmunks*

Ah, there we go.

[Rusvul]

*Thrashes Skarzs with mind energy* *Skewers chipmunks with psionic dagger, silencing their voices forever* You can't disarm an Esper. That doesn't work. And by the way- Griffin and Gryphon are both valid spellings. Now, I bid you farewell. *swipes hand* *Psionic dagger storm* *Vanishes*

[The Skarzs]

I request you still take these now bleeding corpses of once-singing chipmunks as their voices have been unjustly silenced by an unruly rouge. I shall find a way to pay you on a later date.

[Rusvul]

*Shimmering elvish letters appear in the air* Esper-Rogue! I multiclass, get it right!

[The Skarzs]

I DON'T GIVE A CARE!

[Rainshadow]

  Eh, dead or not, I want the chipmunks.  *Takes chipmunks*  *Throws chipmunks to dragons*  Dinnertime!

  And Rus, while I may not be able to disarm an Esper (whatever that is), there's a temporal grace in my TARDIS, meaning that weapons is a big no no.  A nice feature with my new one is the dulling of blades.  Well, I say dulling, but I really mean there's a thin shield put around the weapon so that you can't harm others.  And also, it's my TARDIS, I can do what I want in here.  I'm a Time Lord.  Boom.  (By the way, this store is inside my TARDIS.  It's the console room, but I refurbished it to turn it into a store.  That's why it's bigger on the inside.  )

  Oh, also, on the spelling of gryphon (or griffin), I realize that it can be spelled both ways, but my gryphons are picky.  They find it fancier to spell it "gryphon", and have pressured me into doing so.

[Jetthebinturong]

Psionic daggers aren't physical, Rus created them with the power of his mind, an Esper is a psychic

[Rainshadow]

  Aha!  Now I have a means to stop them!  *Shoots a tranquilizer dart at Rus*  Eheheheh... 

[Morgazath]

 I walk in and stop at the front of the counter. "Excuse me, miss. Do you happen to have any magic staves or wands? My students were practicing a little bit too rough with their magic spells yesterday."