Corny's Medical Shop!

[Cornflower MM]

Ooooooh thanks! Very much appreciated.

[Booklover]

How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?

Don't judge me.

I'm not judging, I'm genuinely curious if all the vending machines that have stolen my money were just hungry.

You can use a corkscrew to get in most vending machines, cause they're plastic glass

And you know that... from experience?

Yes.

Should I be worried?

Hello Corn have a little spider friend and a hug and a cup of preferred temperature chocolate I made for you.

Spiders are very much underrated. I really don't get why some people don't like them, or scream whenever they see them (or try to whack them with a hairbrush, as one of my friends tried to do the other day (I can't remember if they succeeded or not)).

[Russa Nodrey]

I thought you were the police.

It depends.

Murder? O.O

Yes, Russa. Murder.

Intriguing. Should I call the police?

No, help us....Take care of the the dead.

Righto. *Goes to get a shovel*

[Kade Rivok]

The shovel is for in case they start getting back up.  *Coughs up a mountain dew.*  Goodness, excuse me.

[WorshipTiria]

Kade is the vending machine.

[Cornflower MM]

*Sets the mountain dew to the side* You good over there?

Hello Corn have a little spider friend and a hug and a cup of preferred temperature chocolate I made for you.

Spiders are very much underrated. I really don't get why some people don't like them, or scream whenever they see them (or try to whack them with a hairbrush, as one of my friends tried to do the other day (I can't remember if they succeeded or not)).

Some people find them creepy or scary, and I kinda get it. I don't really like them on me, but I'm fine with them otherwise.

[Kade Rivok]

Got the vending machine version of the whooping cough, sorry.

Kade is the vending machine.

Technically I'm possessing the vending machine because Corn dusted me with her frying pan.  But that's neither here nor there I suppose.  *Coughs up a grape Fanta at mach 2.*

[Russa Nodrey]

Eew, grape.

[Booklover]

Do you have a pineapple fanta?

[Kade Rivok]

Doubtful.  Is that even a thing?

Eew, grape.

Heathen.

[Booklover]

Yes. It isn't available in the UK, because of the  high sugar content, I don't know about America.

[Kade Rivok]

Fascinating!  Either way though, I don't.  Sorry bruv.

[Booklover]

Hang on, aren't we in a medical shop? Doesn't everything have to taste disgusting?

[Kade Rivok]

*Coughs up a NyQuil.*  You're welcome.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Hello, Corny!  I have heard you also give brain meds to children.

This surely qualifies.