Morgazath's Bar and Grill

[Morgazath]

 Hello, everybody. I have now opened another shop. Here you can have any drink imaginable. Even if you've never heard of it, we've got it. Great drinks like strawberry fizz and blackberry cordial.

But I also serve great food. Like salads and slices of cheese with crackers or bread. And if you want, you can have grilled food like burgers, steaks and more. Or just grill some vegetables.

So bring your friends to Morgazath's Bar and Grill. Trust me, you'll love it.

[Tam and Martin]

 

[Rusvul]

*Walks in door and sits at bar* Hello. Can I get a mug of your best ale?

[Morgazath]

 Sure, coming right up. *Puts best ale on the counter.*

[BlueRose]

*walks in* Can I have a glass of milk?

[Morgazath]

 Sure. *Puts glass of milk on the counter.*

[BlueRose]

Yay! *takes box of cookies out of bag* How much will that be?

[Morgazath]

 One silver, please.

[BlueRose]

*Hands Mor a silver before taking the milk and sitting at a back table, enjoying the milk and cookies*

[Tam and Martin]

Hey, Can I please have a glass of Sweet tea?? This old southern boy likes his tea.

[Cornflower MM]

Hey, Can I please have a glass of Sweet tea?? This old southern boy likes his tea.

Careful. Might make your kid gay. *Laughs at memory*

Hmm...OOH!!!! CHEESE AND CRACKERS!!

[Tam and Martin]

 

[Cornflower MM]

What, you hear about that?

[Tam and Martin]

Er........

[Cornflower MM]

I'll take that as a No.

Let me see if I can remember this. It probably won't be quoted exactly, though......

Scientists found something or other in sweet tea that does something for men. And makes their kids gay. Now, they also found this substance in: Grits, and fried chickens.

Now, if that were true, then more than half us Southerners would be gay! *Craxks up*