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Lady Ashenwyte

#255
August 26, 2015, 12:03:33 AM
*Feeds Vilu to baby turtle*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#256
August 26, 2015, 12:13:28 AM
"I am one of his most loyal subjects he wouldn't eat me."
*Kneels again.*
"Now my Master what shall I do for you?"
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

BadgerLordFiredrake

#257
August 26, 2015, 12:20:18 AM
baby turtle requires flesh and blood
of those who oppose him
baby turtle forever

Vilu Daskar

#258
August 26, 2015, 12:22:01 AM
"Yes my Master. Will that be all?"
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

BadgerLordFiredrake

#259
August 26, 2015, 12:44:59 AM
for now
baby turtle forever

Lady Ashenwyte

#260
August 26, 2015, 12:39:05 PM
*Kicks Vilu into baby turtle's mouth and shuts it*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Hickory

#261
August 26, 2015, 03:08:44 PM
*ODST troopers drop in and quickly neutralize baby turtle*
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

#262
August 26, 2015, 03:18:24 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 26, 2015, 03:08:44 PM
*ODST troopers drop in and quickly neutralize baby turtle*

NO! We can feed Soren to it, what? I meant feed guests to the beast, of course.  ;D
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#263
August 26, 2015, 03:21:44 PM
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 26, 2015, 03:08:44 PM
*ODST troopers drop in and quickly neutralize baby turtle*
*Searat army destroys ODST troopers with exploding lasers.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#264
August 26, 2015, 03:22:55 PM
*Feeds searats to baby turtle*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#265
August 26, 2015, 03:24:23 PM
You wish you could.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#266
August 26, 2015, 03:28:55 PM
I JUST DID! ALL EAT BABY TURTLE!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#267
August 26, 2015, 03:30:43 PM
"My Master doesn't eat his subjects unless they displease him."
*Gives Ash to Baby Turtle.*
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#268
August 26, 2015, 03:48:31 PM

"All hail the mighty baby turtle, whom rains power upon his followers and uneatable bacon bits upon his enemies!"


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#269
August 26, 2015, 04:40:36 PM Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 05:21:57 PM by Vilu Daskar
"Lieutenant speak when spoken to not before. Your in the presence of your Master and a great Lord show some respect."
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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