This or That

[Jetthebinturong]

Ah that explains it *pays no attention to American politics or politics in general*

Water

[James Gryphon]

You forgot to ask a question.

Cavalry or infantry?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

I'm guessing those are types of courts or law systems in which case, whichever one is not being used in Missouri (#Ferguson)

Twitter or Tumblr?

They're two of the three branches of the US government.

[CaptainRocktree]

Logically Calvary

Plane or Helicopter?

[James Gryphon]

Plane.

Chinese food or tacos?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Chinese food.

Pho or ramen noodles?

[James Gryphon]

Pho. I used to eat ramen when I was little, but now I'm not sure if it's even food.

This topic or "Would You Rather"?

The topic that loses gets deleted! (That's a joke.)

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Pho. I used to eat ramen when I was little, but now I'm not sure if it's even food.

This topic or "Would You Rather"?

The topic that loses gets deleted! (That's a joke.)

PHO FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

This topic, since it's more general (objects or verbs)

[James Gryphon]

Welp, guess it's time for WYR to disappear.

...

Seriously, though, I actually have considered merging them, just because they're so similar.

You didn't ask a question, so:

Christmas music or smooth jazz?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Oops.  Anyways, this one seems to apply more for objects than doing something.

Smooth jazz, I guess.  People don't give you funny looks when you play it outside of Christmastime.

100 ant-sized cats or 1 cat-sized ant?

[James Gryphon]

They would both be really creepy. I suppose the ant would make more sense, since once it's dead there won't be any more, but I hope somebody else, like the National Guard, is doing the killing -- it would scare me to death to see it in person.

A corrupt, power-hungry leader, or none at all?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Fascism vs anarchism...
Fascism, since there's at least some rules.

Fascism or Communism?

[James Gryphon]

Actually, I was thinking of the kinds of leaders we have in America, although I guess "fascism" still might not be too far off.

Anyway, in practice, I'm not sure there's much of a difference between fascism and communism. Of course they have different rhetoric, but it all ends as the same thing.

Back to something less serious. Summer or winter?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Actually, I was thinking of the kinds of leaders we have in America, although I guess "fascism" still might not be too far off.

Anyway, in practice, I'm not sure there's much of a difference between fascism and communism. Of course they have different rhetoric, but it all ends as the same thing.

Back to something less serious. Summer or winter?

My cousin asked that question.  I answered Communism since it's at least good in theory.

Summer.

Spring or fall?

[James Gryphon]

Spring. The cold is gone and the summer is coming.

High wind or high fog?