The Endless Story

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And then Jamie Lannister burst in and killed Charlie.

[James Gryphon]

Charlie the Mad Dentist was very upset that his slime mold had been treated so unfairly, and beat Jamie Lannister up with his elite ninja skills.

[Hickory]

His elite ninja skills were no match for Deadpool's regenerating health and even better ninja skills as the mercenary burst in, killed charlie and took his head with him to claim his bounty.

[James Gryphon]

But that was the worst mistake he could have made, as both Charlie's head and body regenerated, meaning that there were now two of him.

[LT Sandpaw]

Charlie the mad dentist laughed and his two selves spoke as one saying. "Deadpool, tis time for thy root canal!"

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And Jamie killed him again.

[LT Sandpaw]

But there was two of him so the surviving one took his pliers and pulled out all of Jamie's teeth.

[James Gryphon]

Then Gamie Jryphon, Games' little sister, came in and deatomized Jamie.

[Vilu Daskar]

It was at this moment that Yilu the Incredible charged in bent on having revenge on the Jryphons. He started by beheading Gamie.

[LT Sandpaw]

Because he was using a plastic Barbie knife it was going to take him a while. Gamie simply ignored him and clapped her hands enjoying the epic fight between Charlie and Deadpool.

[Vilu Daskar]

Yilu saw he wasn't getting anywhere fast so he pulled out a Huge Battleaxe and swung viciously at her unprotected neck.

[James Gryphon]

It was a Nerf battle axe, so it did nothing but annoy her.

[LT Sandpaw]

So Games the II came over and pushed Yilu.

[James Gryphon]

... and he fell, screaming, into the bottomless pit that Charlie had thoughtfully placed in a nearby corner.

[LT Sandpaw]

Games walked away looking smug while Gamie waved down at the falling Yilu saying, "Bye, bye Mr Meanie."