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James Gryphon

#1950
September 19, 2015, 04:51:43 PM
Then the USS Enterprise, NCC-1701 (no A, B, C, or D), landed right on top of the Wookiees, squishing them.
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Captain Wortshire

#1951
September 20, 2015, 04:12:47 AM
Then suddenly out of the sky falls Bruce Lee, Abraham Lincoln, and Indiana Jones...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Izeroth

#1952
September 20, 2015, 05:15:31 AM
 ...Who were promptly arrested by the Galactic Police for being in the wrong universe.

Delthion

#1953
September 20, 2015, 05:39:52 AM
Bruce Lee cowered in fear. Indiana Jones did some amazing moves with a scimitar to intimidate them only to be shot, and Abraham Lincoln ordered his slaves to advance against the police, who promptly turned to the police's side, and Abraham Lincoln killed himself. Then one of the police members said to the captain. "Oh captain, my captain." And history was ruined.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Captain Wortshire

#1954
September 20, 2015, 06:33:30 AM
And because of that, George Washington defeated Napoleon during the war of the roses with the help of Cleopatra who was loved by Ronald Reagan, who's mortal enemy was Albert Einstein who studied the natural sciences of geometry and grammar, which was taught by Brother Methuselah, Mr Tumnus and Confucius, and they lived at the kingdom of Valencia ruled by King Arthur, who, at the time was dueling against Athos with the help of his wizards Gandalf, Dumbledore and Merlin, and just then...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Vilu Daskar

#1955
September 20, 2015, 03:05:03 PM
Yilu returned to take reveng on the world.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#1956
September 20, 2015, 03:05:52 PM
He took reveng, which was a new kind of cookie, then left the universe.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Vilu Daskar

#1957
September 20, 2015, 03:13:55 PM
And then came back to kill everyone who had mistreated him while the Gameses where still alive.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Delthion

#1958
September 20, 2015, 03:14:47 PM
Since everyone who had mistreated him was dead, he gave up and lived peacefully as a cobbler.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

LT Sandpaw

#1959
September 20, 2015, 07:41:51 PM

Meanwhile someone put a comma in the wrong place during Alexander's Grammar Class.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#1960
September 20, 2015, 09:22:52 PM
And he got very mad.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#1961
September 20, 2015, 09:24:38 PM

So he ordered the whole class to be executed, which they didn't appreciate.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#1962
September 20, 2015, 09:25:34 PM
So they executed Alexander.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Izeroth

#1963
September 20, 2015, 10:38:07 PM
 Using the terrible power of grammar, however, Alexander revived himself and took revenge on the class.

Delthion

#1964
September 21, 2015, 12:21:46 AM
The End.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.
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