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James Gryphon

#1935
September 17, 2015, 08:56:17 PM
Fortunately, they didn't have to; the AI that was controlling the ship did, and activated the beam.
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LT Sandpaw

#1936
September 17, 2015, 09:29:08 PM

Unfortunately for Jenny the AI was slightly homicidal due to some minor engineering defects and instead of pulling her towards the ship it pushed her away.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

#1937
September 17, 2015, 09:36:08 PM
This pushed her right into the range of one of the other spaceships in the squadron, which did notice her and pulled her into the retrieval bay.
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Jukka the Sling

#1938
September 17, 2015, 10:08:23 PM
...Where a bounty hunter with revenge on his mind was waiting for her.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

James Gryphon

#1939
September 17, 2015, 10:35:24 PM
He had foolishly forgotten that the space suit Jenny was wearing was equipped with a high-powered proton disintegrator.
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LT Sandpaw

#1940
September 17, 2015, 10:40:31 PM

As he raised his gun to shoot her, the proton disintegrator went off disintegrating him and part of the ship to nothing but negatively charged neutrons.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

James Gryphon

#1941
September 17, 2015, 10:41:10 PM
A voice spoke through the intercom: "Not again!"
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Vilu Daskar

#1942
September 17, 2015, 11:27:17 PM
And this ship began to fall towards a planet.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Captain Wortshire

#1943
September 18, 2015, 01:59:03 AM
Then suddenly they noticed that they got caught in an orbit
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Izeroth

#1944
September 18, 2015, 04:09:56 AM
 The ship smashed into the remains of the 2070 Intergalactic Orbital Olympics arena.

Delthion

#1945
September 18, 2015, 04:45:09 AM
Which ended those Olympics. They began the First Universal Olympic Games on a different planet four years later.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Jukka the Sling

#1946
September 18, 2015, 10:32:33 PM
All of the Ewoks screamed.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Captain Wortshire

#1947
September 18, 2015, 11:01:06 PM
and the wookies made such a hullabaloo that they were heard from middle earth to narnia
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Vilu Daskar

#1948
September 19, 2015, 12:59:36 AM
The Narnians, who weren't happy because they had been sleeping, went to find out who was making all the noise.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#1949
September 19, 2015, 03:50:55 PM

But when they found the Wookies they regretted it because the Wookies ripped the Narnia's arms off.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro
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