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James Gryphon

#1920
September 15, 2015, 09:56:32 AM
But then, the original Games Jryphon materialized directly in front of him.
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Izeroth

#1921
September 15, 2015, 12:19:38 PM
 ...And dropkicked him into the Bottomless Pit of Despair.

Hickory

#1922
September 15, 2015, 01:04:54 PM
The Bottomless pit of Despair has a Sarlacc at the bottom.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Captain Wortshire

#1923
September 15, 2015, 01:15:26 PM
Suddenly the Sarlacc raises its head up and said...
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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LT Sandpaw

#1924
September 15, 2015, 04:52:42 PM

"Yo homie, no respect for th' sleepin' bro!"


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#1925
September 15, 2015, 04:56:26 PM
And ate all the Games who were never seen again.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#1926
September 17, 2015, 08:12:57 PM
...by the Sarlacc, who died shortly thereafter.

In a galaxy far far away, Jenny was bored.
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Vilu Daskar

#1927
September 17, 2015, 08:15:34 PM
Because the rest of her family was in a different galaxy.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#1928
September 17, 2015, 08:22:30 PM

...She also happened to be floating without any means of control in the middle of space with limited oxygen.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Vilu Daskar

#1929
September 17, 2015, 08:26:00 PM
She knew what she had to do. Eat her cookie.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#1930
September 17, 2015, 08:27:29 PM
The cookie was magic, and gave her the ability to convert carbon dioxide into oxygen, thus giving her an unlimited supply of oxygen to breathe.
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Vilu Daskar

#1931
September 17, 2015, 08:29:16 PM
But unfortunately the magic only lasted for 1 hour and she only had one cookie.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

James Gryphon

#1932
September 17, 2015, 08:32:16 PM
It didn't matter, as that was enough time for the tractor beam to pull her back into the spaceship.
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Vilu Daskar

#1933
September 17, 2015, 08:33:34 PM
So she ate the cookie and then signaled to the space ship to pull her in.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

LT Sandpaw

#1934
September 17, 2015, 08:52:00 PM

But the crew of the spaceship were to busy binge watching Lost to notice her signals.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro
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