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Groddil

#2190
November 19, 2015, 10:14:39 PM
Then the Lone Wanderer came up and started taking the Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test.

Lady Ashenwyte

#2191
November 20, 2015, 12:25:03 AM
He got confused and ran away.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

#2192
November 20, 2015, 05:22:25 AM
His mind snapped and he ran around constantly yelling "Never mind! Never mind!"
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Søren

#2193
November 20, 2015, 05:44:37 AM
And then a valiant young man named Matthias720 smacked a hacker in the face with an old HP laptop.


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Delthion

#2194
November 20, 2015, 05:49:59 AM
Which magically transformed the Hacker into a beautiful princess, and so the story of "Matthias and the Hacker" was born.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Søren

#2195
November 20, 2015, 05:55:44 AM
The legend of Matthias and the Hacker is told using only a toupee as a prop.


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Delthion

#2196
November 20, 2015, 05:59:19 AM
The toupee of course, played the part of Matthias.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Blaggut

#2197
November 20, 2015, 06:09:48 AM
And Skarz played the part of the toupee, and Mhera played Skarz playing the toupee. Thus the universe was exploded, and then reset by Vishnu.

There was once a young mouse named Mathhias, who loved to prank his friends...
~Just a soft space boi~

Lady Ashenwyte

#2198
November 20, 2015, 09:53:28 AM Last Edit: November 20, 2015, 09:55:05 AM by Lord_Ashenwyte
Mathhias, ironically, hated math.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Vilu Daskar

#2199
November 20, 2015, 03:39:10 PM
and pranking people.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Jukka the Sling

#2200
November 20, 2015, 07:09:26 PM
So he set out on an epic quest to imprison all pranksters and mathematicians.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Vilu Daskar

#2201
November 20, 2015, 07:40:10 PM
He ended up locking himself up since he was a prankster and mathematician for some reason.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Amber

#2202
December 25, 2015, 01:13:21 AM
Then one day Bob the butcher came to town.

Groddil

#2203
December 25, 2015, 02:09:17 AM
Bob the butcher chopped up Matthias with a cleaver.

Izeroth

#2204
December 25, 2015, 02:32:31 AM
 The horrified citizenry arrested Bob and locked him in the town prison.
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