The Endless Story

[Groddil]

Bob used his cleaver to slice through the bars and escaped into the town.

[Lady Amber]

However, Bob simply chopped through the cell with his cleaver and escaped.

[Delthion]

Bob, having done the same thing twice was locked in an inescapable time-loop. So we go to Welcome, who was regarded by all as a door mat.

[Groddil]

Welcome, who was sick of being trod on, changed his name to you're not welcome.

[James Gryphon]

But then people thought he was a joke, and treated him all the more flippantly.

[Delthion]

And Mailbox was his only friend.

[James Gryphon]

One day, someone dropped a package on top of him.

[Delthion]

Mailbox grunted, but was unaffected.

[James Gryphon]

This made sense, as he wasn't the one the package had been dropped on.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You're Not Welcome sacrificed Mailbox to Khaine.

[Vilu Daskar]

Khaine didn't get why You're not Welcome did this since he wasn't someone important.

[Lady Amber]

However, Mailbox unexplainably survived, and set out to get revenge. He hired Doorbell to help him.

[Vilu Daskar]

Doorbell just took Mailbox's money and left though.

[Delthion]

But Doorbell tripped over a reformed You're Not Welcome.

[Jukka the Sling]

Then along came someone named UPS Guy.