The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

And Evil Bob laughed.

[Vilu Daskar]

Then Evil Robert laughed.

[Lady Amber]

Then Evil Billy Bob laughed.

[James Gryphon]

In a galaxy far far away, You, a distinguished swordsman, was about to fight the battle of an eon with his life-long mortal adversary, Me.

[Vilu Daskar]

Then evil Bob got mad that there were two evil guys with the same name as him.

[James Gryphon]

So he set off his thermonuclear detonator, killing all life on the planet.

[Vilu Daskar]

Except for himself, evil Robert, and evil Billy Bob.

[James Gryphon]

Since it missed, he set off his antimatter bomb; this killed all remaining life in the solar system, including the three aforementioned, with no exceptions.

[Lady Amber]

EDIT: I didn't know James had posted already.

[James Gryphon]

("They" being You and Me.)

[Vilu Daskar]

They were able to do this because all three had survived because they didn't like the sound of dying.

[Lady Amber]

Meanwhile, on a far off planet, a small pepper plant started growing.

[James Gryphon]

It had the potential to produce the spiciest peppers in the universe.

[Lady Amber]

So everyone wanted it.

[James Gryphon]

What they didn't know is that unlike other peppers, its heat was dampened neither by time nor cold nor generous application of dairy products.