The Endless Story

[Lady Amber]

So whatever they did, the spicyness wouldn't go away.

[James Gryphon]

This unbearable pain was passed down from generation to generation.

[Vilu Daskar]

To generation to generation to generation to generation to generation to generation to generation
To generation to generation to generation to generation to generation to generation to generation
To generation to generation to generation to generation to generation to generation to generation
To generation to generation to generation to generation to generation to generation to generation

[Lady Amber]

Until one heroic person decided to set out to find a cure for the terrible heat and spicyness.

[Vilu Daskar]

His name was Yilu the Incredible.

[James Gryphon]

But he failed, and was so despondent that he consumed hundreds of the dread peppers.

[Lady Amber]

And ended up dying because of the pain.

[James Gryphon]

So somebody else, Fearless Jack, took on the quest instead.

[Lady Amber]

Unfortunately, Jack wasn't as fearless as he thought he was, for when he came upon a planet inhabited by carnivorous sheep, he immediately turned back to his home.

[Vilu Daskar]

But he also died because he ate one too many peppers. So Sir Fredrick decided to try.

[James Gryphon]

But he also died, after eating poisoned ice cream.

[Lady Amber]

And so whenever someone tried to find a cure, they ended up getting poisoned.

[James Gryphon]

So they gave up.

[Vilu Daskar]

Then Gollum decided to try but died of starvation after he refused to eat.

[Lady Amber]

He refused to eat because he had been hypnotized by the pepper plant.