The Endless Story

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But the Scevin and SPESS MEHREENS drowned all the spinach.

[Vilu Daskar]

Or so he thought, he didn't really because the spinach didn't breath.

[James Gryphon]

But then, it was touched by the freezing cold nose of the dog.

[Lady Amber]

The dog turned out to be a skunk named Jerry, who was a donut maker.

[James Gryphon]

His product only sold in the United States; whenever they tried to deliver them outside of the country, riots ensued.

[Lady Amber]

The place that loved his donuts the most was a small town called Sugar.

[James Gryphon]

That was because they had never had, nor even heard of, true doughnuts.

[Lady Amber]

A "true doughnut" was actually a type of donut that made whoever ate it go completely insane and kill everything and everyone in sight.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

So that's why Khorn love ponies.

[Jukka the Sling]

My Little Ponies, to be exact.

[Izeroth]

 The chaotic MLP forces had destroyed most of the known world, and saw in Sugar a perfect opportunity to use their ruinous powers.

[Vilu Daskar]

But the MLP was suddenly destroyed by Jerry the Skunk.

[James Gryphon]

Then, the world started over again.

[Russa Nodrey]

And a unicorn named Herman had an existential crisis.

[Delthion]

Herman was actually a Manatee/Narwhal, which was the reason for him being called a unicorn.