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Izeroth

#810
January 25, 2015, 11:03:10 PM
 It could walk, however, so he walked it to Florida.

Lady Ashenwyte

#811
January 26, 2015, 03:18:59 AM
But Drol Hsa attacked.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#812
January 26, 2015, 06:26:23 PM

But the ships force fields kept him away.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Blaggut

#813
January 26, 2015, 07:07:28 PM
And Napoleon Bonaparte drove his warship towards them.
~Just a soft space boi~

Mhera

#814
January 26, 2015, 08:45:03 PM
However, Napoleon got pulled over for driving his ship without wearing a seatbelt.

Izeroth

#815
January 27, 2015, 02:16:09 AM
 And so Genghis Khan gave him a ticket.

Delthion

#816
January 27, 2015, 03:30:26 AM
Ghengis Khan was killed by El Cid.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Mhera

#817
January 27, 2015, 04:23:08 AM
El Cid was suddenly confronted with the business end of one of John Wayne's revolvers, with the Duke himself holding the six-shooter.

Izeroth

#818
January 27, 2015, 06:14:59 AM
 El Cid ran John Wayne through with a sword.

Lady Ashenwyte

#819
January 27, 2015, 09:08:17 AM
Then Attila the hun came with his hordes.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw

#820
January 27, 2015, 03:55:24 PM

So El Cid ran and hid in the mountains with the Grinch.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Izeroth

#821
January 28, 2015, 01:25:24 AM
 Together, they plotted to steal Easter...

Delthion

#822
January 28, 2015, 02:43:50 AM
But instead they started the war between the Greeks and Persians by stealing Esther! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

LT Sandpaw

#823
January 30, 2015, 05:31:55 PM

Which left both sides venerable for an attack by the Mongol army.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Jukka the Sling

#824
January 30, 2015, 06:59:47 PM
The Mongols were led by Cleopatra and her boyfriend, Mark Antony.
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien
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