The Endless Story

[LT Sandpaw]

Allowing the dragon Lmoug too steal the Sword of Martin.

[Russa Nodrey]

He then gave it to a kid named Small Charlie.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Small Charlie comitted seppuku with the sword.

[Mhera]

Unfortunately Small Charlie had no idea what "seppuku" did.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

(Seppuku is suicide where the user of the sword opens his stomach with his weapon)

But Lord Ashenwyte forced him to commit seppuku.

[Mhera]

However, Lord Ash failed to realize that when you force someone to commit suicide it's no longer suicide but murder.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

So he ran away.

[James Gryphon]

Meanwhile, having already been dead, Charlie came back to life.

[Russa Nodrey]

He moved to Baltimore, and became a dentist.

[James Gryphon]

Drol Hsa, who was in dire need of a dentist, went into Charlie's office.

[Russa Nodrey]

Drol told Charlie he needed a tooth pulled.

[James Gryphon]

Charlie looked in Drol's mouth, whistled, and said, "I'll say you do!"

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Then the real Lord Ash came to the office.

[Delthion]

But he was incinerated on the spot because he was in the wrong time line...

[Izeroth]

 The dentist, who always appreciated irony, looked at the smouldering pile of burnt badger and said, "I guess you really are Lord Ash now."