The Endless Story

[Izeroth]

 Irozeth ordered him to be cryogenically frozen, thawed, and then frozen once more.

[Delthion]

Then he broke free. "And he won the heart of a laaaaadyy." (It's from a song called the Whistling Gypsy. )

[Izeroth]

 The lady he won the heart of happened to be Medusa.

[Jukka the Sling]

Thus, you can guess what happened as soon as he stared lovingly into her eyes.

[LT Sandpaw]

But because his blood had been frozen then unfrozen then frozen again then unfrozen once again he was immune to her power.

[Lady Amber]

They then eloped to the Lonely Mountain.

[Izeroth]

 Dain Ironfoot, who was busy being awesome, didn't notice them.

[Delthion]

But since he was a dwarf it was impossible for him to be busy being awesome. So he noticed what they were doing.

[James Gryphon]

But he was late to the party, so he didn't ask any questions.

[Delthion]

So he was clueless. Which was a bad thing as the next thing on the agenda was a huge game of Clue.

[James Gryphon]

Colonel Mustard had committed the murder with the revolver in the billiard room.

[LT Sandpaw]

But when the two hosts looked up they realized all the other players had been turned too stone.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

So Sherlock arrested Colonel Mustard.

[James Gryphon]

But Colonel Mustard had another revolver, and shot him with it.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Since Sherlock was Sherlock, he disappeared in a cliffhanger.