The Throne Room

[James Gryphon]

As a gryphon, I do not normally deign to intervene in the affairs of the world below, but my kingdom has become filled with violence. These various armies stampeding about have destroyed much of the tranquility and beauty that was once present here.

Thus, I am holding a royal audience. I decree that these various disputing parties must come and present their cases to me. These disputes will be sorted out, without the chaos that has heretofore existed.

Disobedience or disrespect will be accordingly punished.

[Rusvul]

Hi. I stab things in the mind when they attack me. Don't attack unless provoked.

[The Mask]

Well I dont have a problem with anyone here an-BACK IN THE CUPBOARD! YES WELL ALL MUST OBEY. I WISH TO TAKE OVER THIS FORUM. BUT EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS RESISTING.

[Cornflower MM]

Well I dont have a problem with anyone here an-BACK IN THE CUPBOARD! YES WELL ALL MUST OBEY. I WISH TO TAKE OVER THIS FORUM. BUT EVERYONE ELSE KEEPS RESISTING.

Well, duh! Of course we resist! I quite like the forum the way it is - In other words, NOT in your command. So that's the story there. And, Izeroth is planning to kill me, my counterpart, and my army because we aren't mustelids. So it's natural to fight him.

Hi. I stab things in the mind when they attack me. Don't attack unless provoked.

When did I attack you? Did I?

[Jetthebinturong]

Izeroth is trying to become the animal kingdoms version of Hitler, I recommend we take away his army

[Cornflower MM]

Izeroth is trying to become the animal kingdoms version of Hitler, I recommend we take away his army

That sounds sensible. I don't think we need a Hitler #2.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

baby turtle and his minions are peaceful until provoked

[Tam and Martin]

So are the CBIC's.

[rachel25]

*strides into throne room, crimson cloak swirling about me. Closely followed by my Captains, I bow to the court, and then to the throne*
Sire, my army only attacked the Baby Turtles, and the CBICs because we were afraid that during the melee, they were going to try, and steal our lands. Of course they would have to cross the Sapphire Ocean, and the Haunted Wood, and my defences. But that is my reason. (Also I enjoy a good fight.  )

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

*strides into throne room, crimson cloak swirling about me. Closely followed by my Captains, I bow to the court, and then to the throne*
Sire, my army only attacked the Baby Turtles, and the CBICs because we were afraid that during the melee, they were going to try, and steal our lands. Of course they would have to cross the Sapphire Ocean, and the Haunted Wood, and my defences. But that is my reason. (Also I enjoy a good fight.  )

do you not know that baby turtle is peaceful unless provoked?

[rachel25]

But how am I supposed to trust your word Lord Firedrake?

(I separated the "lord" bite on purpose)

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

But how am I supposed to trust your word Lord Firedrake?

(I separated the "lord" bite on purpose)

observe our actions and judge for yourself

[Jukka the Sling]

I don't even have my own army...

[James Gryphon]

...they were going to try, and steal our lands.

That is a pitiful excuse. 'You' do not have lands. I've allowed you to live there, that is all. Everything you see on this map (*claw pointing to a globe*) is mine. It is my territory to defend, or not to if I so choose.

Your punishment is to stand in the corner of my basement and contemplate the errors of your ways. You can come out after a day.

The rest of you, that is enough. I've observed the goings-on of this 'Izeroth'. I have determined that his army doesn't have the power to kill the fleas that abound on their hides, much less every non-mustelid species. If that changes, I will resolve the situation. I wouldn't mind snacking on some wolverines.

In the meantime, if you want to have a war, file an official complaint and I'll prepare a suitable arena for you. As it is, your conflict across the countryside is scaring my peasants. All the screaming in the night is disturbing my sleep. No more fighting in open lands, is that clear?

[Tam and Martin]

I don't even have my own army...

Don't you work for the FMC?

Hey, If you want to you can join my army as a CBIC.