The Throne Room

[Jukka the Sling]

Yeah, I work for the FMC, but it's Blaggut's army, not mine.

Okay, sure. I'll join the CBIC's!

[Lady Amber]

baby turtle and his minions are peaceful until provoked

Who are his minions?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

other lesser baby turtles, some elephants, waffles, butter, syrup, firetrucks.

[Lady Amber]

...

[Delthion]

I just fight for no reason whatsoever, except baby turtle, I don't even try to attack him, it's too annoying.

[The Mask]

SO...DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN FIGHT HERE? IT ISN'T A PART OF THE COUNTRYSIDE...

[Cornflower MM]

The rest of you, that is enough. I've observed the goings-on of this 'Izeroth'. I have determined that his army doesn't have the power to kill the fleas that abound on their hides, much less every non-mustelid species. If that changes, I will resolve the situation. I wouldn't mind snacking on some wolverines.

In the meantime, if you want to have a war, file an official complaint and I'll prepare a suitable arena for you. As it is, your conflict across the countryside is scaring my peasants. All the screaming in the night is disturbing my sleep. No more fighting in open lands, is that clear?

Yes, James, sir.

[Tam and Martin]

Yeah, I work for the FMC, but it's Blaggut's army, not mine.

Okay, sure. I'll join the CBIC's!

YAY!

Care bears in Camo! Greet your new second-in-command leader, Jukka!

*CBIC's cheer and shout*

[rachel25]

...they were going to try, and steal our lands.

That is a pitiful excuse. 'You' do not have lands. I've allowed you to live there, that is all. Everything you see on this map (*claw pointing to a globe*) is mine. It is my territory to defend, or not to if I so choose.

Your punishment is to stand in the corner of my basement and contemplate the errors of your ways. You can come out after a day.

The rest of you, that is enough. I've observed the goings-on of this 'Izeroth'. I have determined that his army doesn't have the power to kill the fleas that abound on their hides, much less every non-mustelid species. If that changes, I will resolve the situation. I wouldn't mind snacking on some wolverines.

In the meantime, if you want to have a war, file an official complaint and I'll prepare a suitable arena for you. As it is, your conflict across the countryside is scaring my peasants. All the screaming in the night is disturbing my sleep. No more fighting in open lands, is that clear?

SIRE! I object to this harsh, and unfair treatment of my good self! Those lands do belong to me, because there in a separate universe that I created. I will not stand in any basement! But I will file an official complaint about the CIBCs, and Baby Turtle. And here it is..............
Their faces are weird, and I wish to destroy them. 

Oh, by the way, Corny, Delthion, do you want to join up to destroy Baby Turtle, and the CIBCs?

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

you are making a bad decision.

[rachel25]

Probably, but I do not care!

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

you shall regret this.

*begins setting up defenses*

[rachel25]

*shrugs* Whatever
*gets army together*

(by the way, I am an expert on Rome Total War, I am not afraid of you )

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

we are rogues.  we hide in shadows.  we attack from behind.  we will not kill.  we will just remove you.

[Tam and Martin]

I agree. Plus, we have the FMC on our side.