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Tam and Martin · August 18, 2014, 04:46:06 PM

Hah. That almost made me laugh.

The Skarzs · August 18, 2014, 04:48:46 PM

All eat the baby turtle.

Tam and Martin · August 18, 2014, 04:49:21 PM

No.

rachel25 · August 18, 2014, 06:37:11 PM

Quote from: Delthion on August 17, 2014, 07:19:50 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on August 17, 2014, 05:39:08 PM
Quote from: James Gryphon on August 16, 2014, 09:32:36 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on August 16, 2014, 04:53:21 PM
...they were going to try, and steal our lands.
That is a pitiful excuse. 'You' do not have lands. I've allowed you to live there, that is all. Everything you see on this map (*claw pointing to a globe*) is mine. It is my territory to defend, or not to if I so choose.

Your punishment is to stand in the corner of my basement and contemplate the errors of your ways. You can come out after a day.

The rest of you, that is enough. I've observed the goings-on of this 'Izeroth'. I have determined that his army doesn't have the power to kill the fleas that abound on their hides, much less every non-mustelid species. If that changes, I will resolve the situation. I wouldn't mind snacking on some wolverines.

In the meantime, if you want to have a war, file an official complaint and I'll prepare a suitable arena for you. As it is, your conflict across the countryside is scaring my peasants. All the screaming in the night is disturbing my sleep. No more fighting in open lands, is that clear?
SIRE! I object to this harsh, and unfair treatment of my good self! Those lands do belong to me, because there in a separate universe that I created. I will not stand in any basement! But I will file an official complaint about the CIBCs, and Baby Turtle. And here it is..............
Their faces are weird, and I wish to destroy them.

Oh, by the way, Corny, Delthion, do you want to join up to destroy Baby Turtle, and the CIBCs?

The GL's shall join this noble cause; vanquishing baby turtle.

Quote from: The Mask on August 18, 2014, 08:58:57 AM
I SHALL HELP RACHEL. MY CTHULHU AND CTHULHIS SHALL DESTROY THE MEEK AND PITIFUL TURTLES!

Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 18, 2014, 04:09:38 PM
I want to file a complaint against the Baby Turtle and BadgerLordFireDrake. The Lord Firedrake is really GMing that stupid turtle, and it's getting annoying.

Thanks guys!

BadgerLordFiredrake · August 18, 2014, 06:43:39 PM

ah, so it seems I am outnumbered. No matter.

Faiyloe · August 18, 2014, 06:47:40 PM

Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 18, 2014, 04:09:38 PM
I want to file a complaint against the Baby Turtle and BadgerLordFireDrake. The Lord Firedrake is really GMing that stupid turtle, and it's getting annoying.

God Modding not Game Master

Tam and Martin · August 18, 2014, 06:53:03 PM

I got the FMC to help us BLFD. Now we are not alone. I also got Russa's baboons.

Cornflower MM · August 19, 2014, 04:04:04 PM

Quote from: Faiyloe on August 18, 2014, 06:47:40 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 18, 2014, 04:09:38 PM
I want to file a complaint against the Baby Turtle and BadgerLordFireDrake. The Lord Firedrake is really GMing that stupid turtle, and it's getting annoying.

God Modding not Game Master

Yeah. They're both GMing. To me, anyways.

Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 18, 2014, 04:20:27 PM
Well, yeah, you need someone to Game Master your stuff. Or else your NPCs are just lifeless lumps of flesh. Or circuits or what have you.

Dummy. God Moding.

Quote from: The Skarzs on August 18, 2014, 04:48:46 PM
All eat the baby turtle.

Not such a bad idea, actually.

Lady Amber · August 19, 2014, 04:15:10 PM

I would eat baby turtle, but unfortunately, I have an alliance with him.

James Gryphon · August 19, 2014, 04:18:28 PM

Quote from: rachel25 on August 17, 2014, 05:39:08 PMSIRE! I object to this harsh, and unfair treatment of my good self!

Your objection is duly rejected.

The gryphon pauses for a moment and gobbles up one of Rachel's captains.

Mmm, good. Dash of pepper, a little less cloak and that'd be perfect.

As I was saying... due to your lack of compliance with this policy, hereafter you will be taxed one officer every week until such time as you properly submit to our authority.

The rest of you: I have grown weary of your grandiose claims and bickering. Suffice it to say that I reign and will not tolerate anyone asserting claims above, on, or under my domain. If that displeases you, get your own planet.

A colosseum will be constructed where you may properly fight to the death in one standard week. Until then, you are all dismissed. Having you squabbling like children in my throne room is an affront to my greatness.

Jetthebinturong · August 19, 2014, 04:21:29 PM

*throws himself out of a window* LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!

Lady Amber · August 19, 2014, 04:23:56 PM

@Rach: Don't worry, I'll help you escape.

Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 19, 2014, 04:21:29 PM
*throws himself out of a window* LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!!!

Woohoo!

James Gryphon · August 19, 2014, 04:24:13 PM

By the way, I felt it was appropriate to mention that I have the power of thought control. I prefer not to go to the trouble to use this technique, but will use it if my majesty is disrespected.

OOC: Now here's some serious godmodding. baby turtle ain't got nothing on me. This topic is meant to be kinda like the old topic -- I don't remember its name -- where the staff would edit people's posts. If you want to overthrow me, you'll have to start another topic and talk about it there.

BadgerLordFiredrake · August 19, 2014, 04:32:54 PM

baby turtle has no quarrel with the Gryphon
baby turtle just wants its lands peaceful

Tam and Martin · August 19, 2014, 05:22:29 PM

Sire Gryphon, I have a complaint.

Everyone seems to have a problem with baby turtle. I am not sure why. He is not like one of the members who is acting like the Hitar of the animal kingdom, but he is just a peaceful turtle who will only go to war if provoked. I have an allegiance to help him though I don't wan to fight. COuld you do something to help Baby Turtle?

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