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Started by James Gryphon, August 15, 2014, 11:40:00 PM

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Jukka the Sling

Yeah, I work for the FMC, but it's Blaggut's army, not mine.

Okay, sure. I'll join the CBIC's!
"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Lady Amber

Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 16, 2014, 04:04:33 PM
baby turtle and his minions are peaceful until provoked
Who are his minions?

BadgerLordFiredrake

other lesser baby turtles, some elephants, waffles, butter, syrup, firetrucks.
baby turtle forever

Lady Amber


Delthion

I just fight for no reason whatsoever, except baby turtle, I don't even try to attack him, it's too annoying.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

The Mask

SO...DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN FIGHT HERE? IT ISN'T A PART OF THE COUNTRYSIDE...
I am a squirrel, an otter, a mouse, a fox, a stoat, a ferret, a weasel, a wildcat, a hare, a hedgehog, a badger; I am the master of disguises, The Mask.

" I will burn the heart out of you." Moriarty, Sherlock

Cornflower MM

Quote from: James Gryphon on August 16, 2014, 09:32:36 PM
The rest of you, that is enough. I've observed the goings-on of this 'Izeroth'. I have determined that his army doesn't have the power to kill the fleas that abound on their hides, much less every non-mustelid species. If that changes, I will resolve the situation. I wouldn't mind snacking on some wolverines.

In the meantime, if you want to have a war, file an official complaint and I'll prepare a suitable arena for you. As it is, your conflict across the countryside is scaring my peasants. All the screaming in the night is disturbing my sleep. No more fighting in open lands, is that clear?

Yes, James, sir.

Tam and Martin

Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 16, 2014, 10:31:49 PM
Yeah, I work for the FMC, but it's Blaggut's army, not mine.

Okay, sure. I'll join the CBIC's!
YAY! :D

Care bears in Camo! Greet your new second-in-command leader, Jukka!

*CBIC's cheer and shout*


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rachel25

Quote from: James Gryphon on August 16, 2014, 09:32:36 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on August 16, 2014, 04:53:21 PM
...they were going to try, and steal our lands.
That is a pitiful excuse. 'You' do not have lands. I've allowed you to live there, that is all. Everything you see on this map (*claw pointing to a globe*) is mine. It is my territory to defend, or not to if I so choose.

Your punishment is to stand in the corner of my basement and contemplate the errors of your ways. You can come out after a day.

The rest of you, that is enough. I've observed the goings-on of this 'Izeroth'. I have determined that his army doesn't have the power to kill the fleas that abound on their hides, much less every non-mustelid species. If that changes, I will resolve the situation. I wouldn't mind snacking on some wolverines.

In the meantime, if you want to have a war, file an official complaint and I'll prepare a suitable arena for you. As it is, your conflict across the countryside is scaring my peasants. All the screaming in the night is disturbing my sleep. No more fighting in open lands, is that clear?
SIRE! I object to this harsh, and unfair treatment of my good self! Those lands do belong to me, because there in a separate universe that I created. I will not stand in any basement! But I will file an official complaint about the CIBCs, and Baby Turtle. And here it is..............
Their faces are weird, and I wish to destroy them.  :P

Oh, by the way, Corny, Delthion, do you want to join up to destroy Baby Turtle, and the CIBCs?

BadgerLordFiredrake

you are making a bad decision.
baby turtle forever


BadgerLordFiredrake

you shall regret this.

*begins setting up defenses*
baby turtle forever

rachel25

*shrugs* Whatever
*gets army together*

(by the way, I am an expert on Rome Total War, I am not afraid of you >:D)

BadgerLordFiredrake

we are rogues.  we hide in shadows.  we attack from behind.  we will not kill.  we will just remove you.
baby turtle forever

Tam and Martin

I agree. Plus, we have the FMC on our side. 8)


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