The Throne Room

[Delthion]

...they were going to try, and steal our lands.

That is a pitiful excuse. 'You' do not have lands. I've allowed you to live there, that is all. Everything you see on this map (*claw pointing to a globe*) is mine. It is my territory to defend, or not to if I so choose.

Your punishment is to stand in the corner of my basement and contemplate the errors of your ways. You can come out after a day.

The rest of you, that is enough. I've observed the goings-on of this 'Izeroth'. I have determined that his army doesn't have the power to kill the fleas that abound on their hides, much less every non-mustelid species. If that changes, I will resolve the situation. I wouldn't mind snacking on some wolverines.

In the meantime, if you want to have a war, file an official complaint and I'll prepare a suitable arena for you. As it is, your conflict across the countryside is scaring my peasants. All the screaming in the night is disturbing my sleep. No more fighting in open lands, is that clear?

SIRE! I object to this harsh, and unfair treatment of my good self! Those lands do belong to me, because there in a separate universe that I created. I will not stand in any basement! But I will file an official complaint about the CIBCs, and Baby Turtle. And here it is..............
Their faces are weird, and I wish to destroy them. 

Oh, by the way, Corny, Delthion, do you want to join up to destroy Baby Turtle, and the CIBCs?

The GL's shall join this noble cause; vanquishing baby turtle.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

ah, you all are making a horrible choice

[Cornflower MM]

Ummmm. . . . Sure, Rachy? *Wonders what I'm getting myself into*

[Tam and Martin]

NO! TRAITOR!

[Cornflower MM]

Um, I suppose?

[Tam and Martin]

Please don't be!

[Cornflower MM]

Ummm. . . . . . Oh, dear?

[Tam and Martin]

I am not a deer, I am a hare!

[The Mask]

I SHALL HELP RACHEL. MY CTHULHU AND CTHULHIS SHALL DESTROY THE MEEK AND PITIFUL TURTLES!

[Cornflower MM]

I want to file a complaint against the Baby Turtle and BadgerLordFireDrake. The Lord Firedrake is really GMing that stupid turtle, and it's getting annoying.

[Rusvul]

Well, yeah, you need someone to Game Master your stuff. Or else your NPCs are just lifeless lumps of flesh. Or circuits or what have you.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

I want to file a complaint against the Baby Turtle and BadgerLordFireDrake. The Lord Firedrake is really GMing that stupid turtle, and it's getting annoying.

that is why baby turtle is peaceful until provoked

[The Skarzs]

Ah, but none have tried to claim the subsurface realms; you puny top-dwellers only want that which you can see. You cannot imagine what goes on under your feet in the great caves of my ever-growing realm! The trolls stretch to every corner of the globe, from beneath the crushing depths of the deepest ocean, to scraping the insides of the greatest mountains. We have harnessed the power and riches of the Earth's upper mantle, made superalloys you can only dream of, and broken that which was impenetrable.

Consider this my way of telling you that you will never be able to take us.

[Tam and Martin]

Mighty fancy words there Skarzs. Do you think they will save you?

[The Skarzs]

Yes.