a new empire (no grammar included, I'm afraid)

[Wylder Treejumper]

*man rides up on dragonback*

Greetings, Your Majesty Izeroth. We are the official ambassadors of the joint realms of Aedenvale and Chevalaria, and the official representatives of the High Order of the Knights of the Dragon. I am Sir Hightor.

I am Sir Hightor's bond-brother, Dragon-Knight Aelios, of the dragons of the air.

We have arrived to represent our interests in your kingdom.

As we do with any other kindom we feel we must remain at a diplomatic balance with.

As your last kingdom was destroyed by dragons, despite any justifications on either side, we would like to ensure that any possible hard feelings toward them are resolved.

After all, we had nothing to do with it.

[Cornflower MM]

I'm back in the Cellars now. But, Izeroth, I just wanted to pop in and say that the SECOND a new war is started, I'm outta here.

[Izeroth]

*man rides up on dragonback*

Greetings, Your Majesty Izeroth. We are the official ambassadors of the joint realms of Aedenvale and Chevalaria, and the official representatives of the High Order of the Knights of the Dragon. I am Sir Hightor.

I am Sir Hightor's bond-brother, Dragon-Knight Aelios, of the dragons of the air.

We have arrived to represent our interests in your kingdom.

As we do with any other kindom we feel we must remain at a diplomatic balance with.

As your last kingdom was destroyed by dragons, despite any justifications on either side, we would like to ensure that any possible hard feelings toward them are resolved.

After all, we had nothing to do with it.

Well, I am glad to see that there are civilized dragons. The dragons that attacked me were horrible, barbaric creatures that have no morals whatsoever.... I will remain cautious of dragons, but I will allow you to enter my lands, so long as you carry a permit.

[Cornflower MM]

Did you seriously just call Rach's dragons horrible, barbaric creatures with no morals?!

[Izeroth]

 Considering the fact that the dragons randomly attacked my kingdom for no apparent reason and killed thousands of people, yes.

[Jetthebinturong]

*A man with green hair and yellow eyes walks up with a heterochromic (different coloured eyes-in his case, one blue, one green) man with blond hair*
(They are not allied with, nor do they know the existence of the Nameless Planet)

We are emissaries from the city of Belphehill
Belphehill is a place where the magical and non-magical peoples intermingle to form one big community
We're all very happy here
Why don't you come and join us?

BELPHEHILL HAS BEEN TAKEN BY BLANKS!!!!!
*Smashes heads of men*

That was a mistake
I think someone needs to calm down
We're only here to help
Join the network

THEY'RE ROBOTS!!!!!!!

We're not robots, robot means slave
We're not slaves, we're very very happy

Yeah, I can tell how happy you are, I've seen The World's End

those who don't get the reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFo7eJR2cvc

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[Cornflower MM]

Maybe it only seemed like no reason at all to you. . . . But, anyways, this is my last post here. Bye. Oh, dear,. Looks like another war.

[Izeroth]

*A man with green hair and yellow eyes walks up with a heterochromic (different coloured eyes-in his case, one blue, one green) man with blond hair*
(They are not allied with, nor do they know the existence of the Nameless Planet)

We are emissaries from the city of Belphehill
Belphehill is a place where the magical and non-magical peoples intermingle to form one big community
We're all very happy here
Why don't you come and join us?

BELPHEHILL HAS BEEN TAKEN BY BLANKS!!!!!
*Smashes heads of men*

That was a mistake
I think someone needs to calm down
We're only here to help
Join the network

THEY'RE ROBOTS!!!!!!!

We're not robots, robot means slave
We're not slaves, we're very very happy

Yeah, I can tell how happy you are, I've seen The World's End

those who don't get the reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFo7eJR2cvc

[close]

Nice meeting you fellows...

*slams the gate in front of them*

[Izeroth]

 So... Does anyone wish to ally with me?

[rachel25]

Did you seriously just call Rach's dragons horrible, barbaric creatures with no morals?!

I do believe he did. And since I personally don't have any dragons, I can just turn into a dragon. this is directed towards me. And my reaction is.................WAR!!!!!!!! Nay, I'm kidding, I don't care. 

[Wylder Treejumper]

We are not responsible for the actions of our half-dragon brethren.

Nor us. Indeed, Chevalarian half-dragons usually become Knights of the Dragon in a special capacity.

That is, they can be knights without a bond-brother or sister.

[Rainshadow]

So... Does anyone wish to ally with me?

  I think I can speak on behalf of Rain in saying that she wishes to ally with you.

  Uh, no you can't!  You don't know how I think!

  Yes, yes I do.  Ever since you decided to be cruel enough to save my life, every single waking moment has been spent beside you.  I know how you think.

  No you don't!  It's not like you're telepathic or anything.  Wait, are you telepathic?

  Ugh, no.  Reading body language and reading minds are two TOTALLY different things.

  Well, still, you don't know whether or not I actually WANT to ally with Izzy!

  *Sigh*  FINE.  Do you want me to take back the whole alliance thing?

  Yes.

  Alright, sorry, Lord Izeroth, apparently we aren't going to ally with you.

  Thank you.  Now, there's something I'd like to say to you, Izzy.  Would you like to be allies?

  WHAT?!

  Oh, shush, I can still execute you for talking back.

[Delthion]

So... Does anyone wish to ally with me?

Alas, they do not. But you may rely on Ollmcrain for protection while you are growing.

Yes...

[Izeroth]

 Alright then, I officially declare Olmcrain and the Kingdom of Rain And Shadow to be allies! As allies, you will enjoy full acess to my cities, as well as military protection in time of war. Long may the alliance last!

[Rainshadow]

  *Dragons cheer*  *Rochil cheers*  *Dr. Rainy cheers*  Daleks cheer*  *Citizens of the Kingdom of Rain and Shadow cheer*

  Well, glad to see everyone's happy about this.  *Grins at Rochil*  See, Rochil?  Told you the alliance would be a good idea.

  Ugh.  *Faceplam*