Hiag's Torture Chambers!!! (Now Open!)

[Kade Rivok]

*Oooooh, I forgot I typed that *

*Rolls over in his sleep.*

[Ally046]

*Is tossed onto my side*🤨

[Kade Rivok]

*Scratches his belly, on the verge of waking up.*

[Flib Bigboat]

*flees with Ally's book*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Climbs in and removes the microbes*

*Ze microbez grov larger, eat Ally'z fingerz off, und zen gae back after Kade*

*Teleports the book into Ally's possession.*

Ah zink tiz toime zummat vaz done aboot ziz... *Lockz Verdauga in a paradox zat can never be ezcaped (und zat includez teleportation), along viz ze Teletubbiez*

[Flib Bigboat]

O.o *helps Verdauga escape*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Preventz ziz* Behave or ye're zrovn in a paradox taae!

[Flib Bigboat]

I am behaving. It's you who aren't.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ziz iz ze Torture Chamberz. In ziz topic, torture iz follovin' ze rulez.

[Flib Bigboat]

Then I'm torturing you by helping Verdauga escape, so you won't be able to torture him anymore, and I am following the rules.

[Booklover]

Fine then. *plays Vogon poetry out of a massive speaker at full volume then teleports out*

[Kade Rivok]

*Would say that this is HIAG's torture chamber, so it's a given that we don't really have a ton of power here, but can't because he's asleep.  And being chewed on from the inside*

[Booklover]

Hiag is a Hitchhiker's fan, he'd probably do the same thing.

[Flib Bigboat]

Fine then. *plays Vogon poetry out of a massive speaker at full volume then teleports out*

*the poetry begins to torture HiAG*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Then I'm torturing you by helping Verdauga escape, so you won't be able to torture him anymore, and I am following the rules.

Ach, but Ah'm ze vone daein' ze torturin'- nae ze vone bein' tortured. Alzough, ye can torture ozerbeaztz. *Alterz ze Vogon poetry readin' intae a nev paradox zat Flib iz na' locked in* Na' behave!